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At Large Have You Seen This Woman?
Posted by Dan Savage on Tue, Sep 29, 2009 at 11:59 AM
This woman freaks me the fuck out. Her eyes, her eyebrows, her cheek implants... this woman freaks me the fuck out. You ever seen her? She freak you out? Or is it just me?
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OMG. I thought I was the only one. She does the pre-flight safety video for some airline. She has had SO MUCH plastic surgery. She haunts my dreams.
Someone needs to photoshop Joker-face paint on her, quickly.
Someone needs to photoshop Joker-face paint on her, quickly.
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Freqent flier here... I always make sure to catch her finger-wag, which I find very appealing in an odd way. She can tell me no or yes.
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oh damn yeah, she freaks me out. especially when the planes have those little screens on the back of each seat and you CANNOT avoid being mesmerized by those huge lips and enormous teeth.
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What the fuck? Alaska Airlines? I don't think they even fly into Denver. No, I haven't seen her, for which I am grateful.
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The first time i saw that on a place, I was jolted for a minute. and then she waved her finger at me
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Fuck, I had three fucking Delta flights home from Lima in March- first to Atlanta, then to SLC, then to Vancouver, and EVERY TIME I had to watch this Julia Roberts mouth double. I couldn't look away. It's disturbing but entrancing.
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I see her on Delta all the time. I will say, apart from her unsettling appearance, that safety presentation is the best-produced airline video I've ever seen.
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Delta is based out of Atlanta. That's what beauty looks like down there. Despite (or perhaps because of) the scariness, I think the video is way better than bored crew members doing it themselves.
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Smoking is NOT ALLOWED on all U.S. Airways flights.
I always love that. And the aforementioned finger wag that accompanies it.
I always love that. And the aforementioned finger wag that accompanies it.
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I've never seen her before. Does she really have cheek implants? They don't look unnatural in this photo.
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She is an actual flight attendant... and the facial features are exaggerated in the video, she doesnt look that chiseled in real life.
personally, I prefer the twinkly guy.
personally, I prefer the twinkly guy.
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not quite as scary a picture here...http://www.mahalo.com/katherine-lee
Katherine Lee is a thirty three year old red headed, blue eyed, high cheek boned flight attendant for Delta Air Lines. She is also the star in the new Delta safety video, where she talk about all of the government-mandated safety instructions.
The red headed beauty is supposed to draw a lot of attention from the customer so they know what to do in case of emergencies.
Katherine has been a flight attendant for ten and a half years. Internet bloggers have nicknamed her "Deltalina", a cross between Delta and actress Angelina Jolie, who the bloggers say she resembles.
Fast Facts From Atlanta
Age: 33
Currently Single
82 woman auditioned for the safety video
Nicknamed: "Deltalina"
Katherine Lee is a thirty three year old red headed, blue eyed, high cheek boned flight attendant for Delta Air Lines. She is also the star in the new Delta safety video, where she talk about all of the government-mandated safety instructions.
The red headed beauty is supposed to draw a lot of attention from the customer so they know what to do in case of emergencies.
Katherine has been a flight attendant for ten and a half years. Internet bloggers have nicknamed her "Deltalina", a cross between Delta and actress Angelina Jolie, who the bloggers say she resembles.
Fast Facts From Atlanta
Age: 33
Currently Single
82 woman auditioned for the safety video
Nicknamed: "Deltalina"
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You know, I don't think Deltalina has actually had that must plastic surgery. Believe it or not, some women DO have huge lips and high cheekbones. The problem here is that the cosmetic surgery du jour for Hollywood actresses is lip plumping and cheekbone implants and of course the required tooth veneers which always increase the perceived size of your teeth. So whenever we see those features we immediately think "fake".
That said, I've never seen Deltalina's high school senior pic either.
That said, I've never seen Deltalina's high school senior pic either.
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Finger wag is cute. Definitely some work done. Are we all destined to get instructions on how a seatbelt works forever? Is there still some confusion out there?
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I used to think there was no such thing as too much Botox... I didn't think the Presley chick looked bad..just smooth... but this chick may have gone too far
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I prefer Air New Zealand's approach to video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i…
the hunky Silver Fox is the CEO...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnhVcD74i…
the hunky Silver Fox is the CEO...
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Unless it's just a trick of makeup/lighting, her lower lip is more hotdog-like than anything seen in nature. I'm guessing collagen fest
Dr. Walter Coley: Ever see any botched plastic jobs? If a man like me didn't like a fellow... he could surely fix him up for life. Make him look like a bulldog, or a monkey.
Deltalina picked monkey, I guess.
Dr. Walter Coley: Ever see any botched plastic jobs? If a man like me didn't like a fellow... he could surely fix him up for life. Make him look like a bulldog, or a monkey.
Deltalina picked monkey, I guess.
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@45
Urgh indeed-
like you wouldn't give both your balls to have that gal give you the time of day...
Urgh indeed-
like you wouldn't give both your balls to have that gal give you the time of day...
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What scares me the most is that men generally find monsters like this attractive. She's probably got guys linin' up to jizz all over those cheek implants.
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Northwest Airlines. Her rotund sidekick has a twinkle tooth. And I second comment about the hot finger wag.
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I love how sassy she is! When she does the little finger wag, mmmm! No, not sarcasm, I think she is hot.
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Not only was she on the video, she actually was my stewardess on my way to Austin this last spring. Seriously, everyone clapped for her because she was demonstrating while the video was going. I almost puked.
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I don't see what bothers everybody so much. So she's had some lip plumping done. That doesn't make her look like Freddy Kruger.
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someone already mentioned this, and i agree: i like the twinkly guy. i wish he could lead the video.
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one. I had to watch her four times in three days, thanks to a weekend trip with connecting flights. By the third time I'd concluded that it was because her mouth is the only part of her face that moves.
But that finger-wag when she says that smoking isn't allowed? That puts it over the top. I've had nightmares ever since.
But that finger-wag when she says that smoking isn't allowed? That puts it over the top. I've had nightmares ever since.
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I've flown Delta a few times. I Love her in the video. And it is impossible not to look during the "finger wag"!
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Yes, I saw her on my recent Delta flights to and from Rome (honeymoon)! Very, very bizarre. Did not like.
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DELTA! DELTA! DELTA!
Thank you Dan Savage for noticing how appallingly creepy this woman is.
I guess this is what happens when a corporate monster tries to be irreverent and cool and things go horribly awry.
Thank you Dan Savage for noticing how appallingly creepy this woman is.
I guess this is what happens when a corporate monster tries to be irreverent and cool and things go horribly awry.
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