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Sunday, September 27, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sun, Sep 27, 2009 at 9:45 AM

Post by news intern Garrett McCulloch

I Don't Think That's What Everyone Means When They Say "Going Green": Seahawks will wear fluorescent green today in an effort to burn Seattle's retinae.

Luckily, New Retinae Are On The Way: Clinical trials having some success at bringing vision to the blind.

No Commitment: Obama's decision on troops in Afghanistan will wait.

Glenn Beck: More protesters than idiot fans on the streets of Mount Vernon.

Coffee Tasters? Apparently they exist.

You Damn Kids: And your speeding.

Nuclear: U.S. will demand inspection of Iran facility in the coming weeks. And what happens if Iran gets a bomb, anyway?

Deutschland: German president probably re-elected.

Arrested: Child molestin' director Roman Polanski picked up trying to enter Switzerland.

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I wouldn’t say that the fans hold the copyright on idiocy, as far as Glenn Beck is concerned.

Posted by raindrop on September 27, 2009 at 11:03 AM

German Chancellor (aka prime minister) probably re-elected. Not president.

Their president is an unelected symbolic figure with a big house who gives a Christmas address.

Posted by PedestrianMe

on September 27, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Inspections, ultimatums, do they or don't they, what if, etc etc... this is all sounding so 2002.

Posted by NomadontheGo on September 27, 2009 at 11:09 AM

Good technology news this week:

"Intel has expanded the scope of Linux-based Moblin by porting the OS from netbooks to mobile devices and desktops, "

http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/ar…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe

on September 27, 2009 at 11:27 AM

Don't be naive. There were 2,000,000 Glenn Beck fans in Mt Vernon. The liberal media is trying to rewrite history by claiming there were any less.

Posted by kinaidos on September 27, 2009 at 11:34 AM

You call this crap 'news'?

What about the ballgame last night:

Washington’s momentum from its shocking upset of Southern California lasted for all of the 3 seconds it took the opening kickoff to land and be promptly returned 91 yards for a Stanford touchdown on the way to a 34-14 spanking of everybody's favorite West Coast college football easy date.

The new losing streak stands at 1.

In other good news #6 California choked (and died- Heimlich maneuver anyone?!) at Oregon 42-3 making it very unlikely the PAC will get a team into to national Title game.

Posted by sw23erg on September 27, 2009 at 12:26 PM