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Sports You're Going Down
Posted by Chicago Fan on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 2:40 PM
And no, I'm not referring to the current most-commented on Slog posting, where you fool commentators can get distracted from discussing blowjobs by the arcana of punctuation. I mean the Seahawks. The Bears roll into town this weekend, and they're going to make mincemeat out of the Seahawks. Ex-Bear Mike Singletary's 49ers just gave you a taste of what you've got coming. Yeah, we've lost Brian Urlacher for the year with a broken wrist, but his replacement is a genius from Vanderbilt who'll do just fine. And your quarterback has a broken rib. My heart bleeds. We're gonna tear you up like pit bulls all over Critical Mass, like youth pastors on youth flock, like birthers fabricating Obama's paperwork, like blue dog dems gutting real health care reform. More to follow as the week proceeds. Brace yourselves.
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Shouldn't you be telling this to the Kent/Auburn Gazette or the Puyallup Herald... I mean, in other words, to an audience who gives a flying pigskin about US football?
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But, the Bears have Cutler. I think we'll be just fine. (And if we aren't, I can always blame the injuries).
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Dream on, Professor. It's gonna be a freaking beautiful day in Seattle on Sunday. The stadium is going to be L-O-U-D! I predict six Bear false starts, four picks of your doughboy quarterback and another Qwest Field shutout.
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Speak for yourself 1, I'm on Queen Anne and love the shit out of football. It's scientifically been proven to be the best sport in the history of the world. But the people you describe do exist, mainly in the 300 level of the stadium.
As for the post... I'm just going to fast foward to Monday and blame the injuries.
Also - Urlacher is the most overrated player in the history of football. The media hyped him because of the color of his skin and he's never really been that much of a difference maker. Plus he used to fuck Tara Reid and if you have that bad of decision making skills off the field, you can't be that good on the field.
As for the post... I'm just going to fast foward to Monday and blame the injuries.
Also - Urlacher is the most overrated player in the history of football. The media hyped him because of the color of his skin and he's never really been that much of a difference maker. Plus he used to fuck Tara Reid and if you have that bad of decision making skills off the field, you can't be that good on the field.
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Where's the defense of soccer as the best sport of all time?
I'm very disappointed in our slog commentators.
I'm very disappointed in our slog commentators.
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Jesus, Bill, ya think? We're back to fielding a bunch of schlubs we picked up out of the leftover free agent pile (say hello to Brandon Frye, now our best depth at offensive tackle), just like last year. But I'm not at all convinced it's going to be a blowout. The 'Hawks do play better at home, and Cutlerfucker has proven himself perfectly capable of shitting the bed given the right opportunity.
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Cum vs come is much more interesting than the rest of that thread. I don't know why you can't see that...
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It's not like they pre-sacked our Quarterback ...
oh, wait ... um, how about those Sounders on Saturday?
oh, wait ... um, how about those Sounders on Saturday?
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My question: Why is Urlacher out for a year with a broken wrist? I thought he was a tough guy. Even my friends from/in Chicago are shaking their heads over this one. Hell, Pork Chop Womack played with a giant cast on his hand for a season, and he was... well, Pork Chop.
Also, as a Vikings fan, I look forward to a third place divisional finish by the Bears. But hey, at least we both hate the damned goddamned Packers.
/knows Favre will start throwing several interceptions any game now.
Also, as a Vikings fan, I look forward to a third place divisional finish by the Bears. But hey, at least we both hate the damned goddamned Packers.
/knows Favre will start throwing several interceptions any game now.
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Urlacher is the 2nd best MLB of the decade. Find me a doctor that says he should be playing,
Seahawk fans know they should have traded old, injured, bald Matt, a 1st and a 3rd for Cutler and they'd be 2-0. Just like Viking fans are all butt hurt that they didn't get him.
Seahawk fans know they should have traded old, injured, bald Matt, a 1st and a 3rd for Cutler and they'd be 2-0. Just like Viking fans are all butt hurt that they didn't get him.
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like a turd crawling back into it's own butthole, Chicagos very own 'Chicago Fan' tries to post on his gay brothers website in Seattle to no avail AGAIN.
HA HA
HA HA
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Hmm. I wonder how many picks "Cry-Baby" Cutler will have this weekend (two to three is pretty much his average). I'm so happy Da Bears are stuck with his immature ass and not my Broncos.
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Cutler is good in September, decent in October, fades in November, and disappears in December.
As a Bronco fan I am enjoying his slow demise in to QB obscurity (Chicago....of Otto Graham and Jim McMahon legend) .
Even with Seneca Wallace the Hawks have a chance. Home field counts, and Cutler is still Cutler.
As a Bronco fan I am enjoying his slow demise in to QB obscurity (Chicago....of Otto Graham and Jim McMahon legend) .
Even with Seneca Wallace the Hawks have a chance. Home field counts, and Cutler is still Cutler.
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Middle Line Backer. Unless you are questioning Urlacher ever being good enough to earn the title of the position at which he plays, I'm afraid MLB is not a mistake.
Hawks 24 Da'Burrs 17
Middle Line Backer. Unless you are questioning Urlacher ever being good enough to earn the title of the position at which he plays, I'm afraid MLB is not a mistake.
Hawks 24 Da'Burrs 17
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the analogies at the end are fucking horrible, but as a bear fan i fully support this post.
see ya at the game
see ya at the game
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@ 17: "It's" is the contraction of "It is." "Its" is the possessive of "it." If you're going to be a troll, at least have good spelling and punctuation, you useless douche. How did this post fail? It's up on Slog.
@ 14, the broken bone Urlacher has isn't the usual one where guys can just put a cast on and play: it's the bone in center of the wrist, which if it shifts around, can sever nerves and leave your hand a useless numb piece of flesh, like 17's brain.
@ 14, the broken bone Urlacher has isn't the usual one where guys can just put a cast on and play: it's the bone in center of the wrist, which if it shifts around, can sever nerves and leave your hand a useless numb piece of flesh, like 17's brain.
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