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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tonight: Bad Movie Art at the Rendezvous

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Sep 22, 2009 at 4:45 PM

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You've read about it in Lindy West's Concessions, now experience it for yourself tonight at the Rendezvous: BADMOVIEART, the god-awful movie series that continues tonight with Fair Game, the 1995 thriller starring Cindy Crawford! As a family-law attorney! Here's how BADMOVIEART sells it:

Models are people too! And they can act! Supermodel Cindy Crawford goes for the Oscar with Fair Game. On the run and losing articles of clothing as she goes, Cindy dodges bullets, flies through air, and gets her freak on in a moving train. Sexy and steamy! FAIR GAME brings it! And for all you ladies and cubs, Billy Baldwin can't seem to keep his shirt or or stay dry!

Screening starts at 7pm at the Rendezvous. Admission is free, but no one will complain if you hand over a $3 donation.

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rob! 1
Billy Baldwin. Whorf. I like my beefcake with a brain and a conscience.
Posted by rob! on September 22, 2009 at 4:57 PM
rob! 2
Whoops--got him mixed up with Stephen.
Posted by rob! on September 22, 2009 at 5:02 PM
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I saw this movie in a theater! I was doing a foreign exchange thing in Mexico, and my host family went to see "Atracción Explosiva," which was just Fair Game with Spanish subtitles. I was highly amused by it. Not because the movie was actually amusing, but the subtitles mismatched the actual dialog in hilarious ways.

Also, they stop movies halfway through in Mexico, kind of in a random spot, for an intermission. My bladder approves of this practice.
Posted by LLL on September 22, 2009 at 6:14 PM
Rotten666 4
Caught this at five in the morning, drunk, when I was a college student.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE.
Posted by Rotten666 on September 22, 2009 at 7:07 PM
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I saw this in Bolivia when it came out. I thought it was the best thing ever. Because there were boobies. On a train. I didn't even know who Cindy Crawford was.
Posted by rum0r on September 22, 2009 at 9:29 PM

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