I would laugh at these men, but I can't bring myself to do so. Why, you ask? Because I see some aspects of myself in those men (with the exception of those who were just listing off all the things they didn't want and not mentioning things that they did want). I can (loosely) identify with their social awkwardness. Oh, wow, this is awkward. Nothing to see here, folks!
The technology has changed but those are exactly like a lot of profiles I see on Match.com. Although with more modern head and facial hair styles. Mostly.
Posted by amybang on September 18, 2009 at 4:20 PM
No he's straight. He's also a doctor, lawyer, astronaut who works for the CIA and has an 8 inch dick. Plus, all his own hair. No, those aren't hair plugs. And 39 might be code for 49+. And he wants a woman who is a high-quality model type. Virgin, of course.
Posted by yucca flower on September 18, 2009 at 6:27 PM
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