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Friday, September 18, 2009

Useless Books I Have Gotten in the Mail, Part 8

Posted by on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM

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What's the book? Live Nude Cats: Tabbyloid Tails from the Furry Underbelly of Adult Feline Entertainment by Aaron Weiss. It's based on this website.

Why is it useless? This is a collection of black and white photos of cats engaging in illicit celebrity behavior, like getting hair weaves and having sex and getting arrested. There is also a series in the middle of the book where the cats visit each state of the union, spelled out in LOLCats-speak ("Mayn," "Mitch Again" "Mini Soda"). It's like six bad cat-book ideas all rolled into one.

Could anyone enjoy this book? Furverts.

 

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scary tyler moore 1
i want it! and i can come by the office to pick it up, too.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on September 18, 2009 at 1:25 PM
The Amazing Jim 2
I found this strangely amusing. I wouldn;t pay for it though.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on September 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Fnarf 3
This looks like something a relative who shall remain nameless would buy for me and give as a gift to me. Because I'm "quirky", you know. All that color ink makes for bad recycling, too.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on September 18, 2009 at 1:32 PM
michael strangeways 4
THAT got a book deal?!?!?

The website is atrocious!!!
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on September 18, 2009 at 1:58 PM
Keister Button 5
Enh, maybe publishing isn't dead after all. It just has a junk food diet.
Posted by Keister Button on September 18, 2009 at 2:16 PM
douchus 6
I WANT IT.

But really, I do.
Posted by douchus on September 18, 2009 at 3:42 PM
7
Back in the 70s National Lampoon did this in a parody called Pethouse. Vaseline-covered lenses, cats sprawled on pillows, tails in air.
Posted by ratzkywatzky on September 19, 2009 at 9:28 AM

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