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Friday, September 18, 2009

Wilderness Arianne, the Gator Slayer

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 11:03 AM

According to Florida Today, Satellite Beach's Arianne Prevost killed the shit out of a 450 lb., 11 foot alligator while on a gator hunt.

It was a total archery kill," guide Peter Deeks said, adding Prevost shot the gator several times with a crossbow and finished it with a broadhead. Prevost is having the meat harvested and the gator half-mounted.

Now, I'm sorry, but this is just WRONG. There is no indication that this alligator was doing anything other than living out a long peaceful life, and for this admittedly gorgeous woman to come along and repeatedly pump multiple arrows into this thrashing humongous beast is just… just…

GodDAMMIT, erection! STAY DOWN!!

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Arrow tips to Buzzfeed.

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Several times with a crossbow plus a "broadhead," which sounds like my penis's nickname. So, sounds like at least ten minutes of being shot and possibly longer to die.

Charismatic megafauna suffering vs. charismatic looking blonde. I'm not turned on.

Posted by PedestrianMe

on September 18, 2009 at 11:16 AM

She at least plans to live by the rule of "only kill it if you intend to eat it."

Posted by Ackham on September 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM

A true Amazon.

I hope the bow string did not chafe her....

Posted by Herodotus on September 18, 2009 at 11:33 AM

Heh. It sounds like she's a real bimbo.

So much the better, right?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on September 18, 2009 at 11:36 AM

@ #4 - Go fuck yourself, stupid-ass excop.

Posted by Cop-Shoot-Cop on September 18, 2009 at 11:46 AM

She's a fucking murdering bitch. No erection here.

Posted by Vegan on September 18, 2009 at 11:48 AM

Ah, @5, you haven't been around for a while. Did they finally let you out of jail? Well, don't worry, I'm sure you'll be back where you belong in no time.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on September 18, 2009 at 11:54 AM

I wonder if she's related to the Nudge?

Posted by Westside forever on September 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Hot.

You SLOG guys should manage to have a hot/not hot mini-voting system on every post. I'm just saying.

Posted by oh_man on September 18, 2009 at 12:02 PM

How else was she going to get those alligator skin boots?

Posted by SweetKevin on September 18, 2009 at 12:09 PM

@6
does it make you mad when alligators kill animals, too?

enraging that they are not vegan, isn't it?

Posted by Omnivorus rationalis on September 18, 2009 at 12:46 PM

Wow:

http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-woman-bags-ga…

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/national…

Posted by Yowza Hubba Hubba on September 18, 2009 at 1:17 PM

@6 - You can only murder a human being.

Posted by darchu on September 18, 2009 at 1:45 PM

I'll come down on the side of not hot. Sport hunting is lame. Regardless of if you eat the meat of the kill or not, such a cavalier attitude towards the life of this wild creature is repugnant.

Posted by carrma on September 18, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Florida kills more alligators in an hour just by being Florida than all the sport hunters combined ever. See that lawn? That's habitat destruction and environmental contamination right there.

Posted by Fnarf