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Thursday, September 17, 2009

Glenn Beck's Tongue...

Posted by on Thu, Sep 17, 2009 at 1:42 PM

dicktongue.jpg
Um... WTF is up with Glenn Beck's tongue in this photo? I was just sitting here wondering... what if *NO ONE ELSE* sees it? Does that make me a dirty pervert? I am just a filthy, rotten pervert if I immediately saw it there?!

Apparently, some other people see it too. Whew.


As you were.

 

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Baconcat 1
I just thought he was a dickhead for his beliefs, not because he actually spits out actual dicks.

It's like some kind of creepy film from japan.
Posted by Baconcat on September 17, 2009 at 2:12 PM
2
penis.
Posted by jns on September 17, 2009 at 2:16 PM
vooodooo84 3
looks like my girlfriend's tongue
Posted by vooodooo84 on September 17, 2009 at 2:17 PM
4
Immediately reminded me of this piece:

http://io9.com/5357663/tongue+eating-par…

I won't speculate as to whether this is a case of symbiosis or parasitism.
Posted by Ackham on September 17, 2009 at 2:36 PM
5
Is this a case of Time feeding a troll?
Posted by iflurry http://newsflurry.livejournal.com/ on September 17, 2009 at 2:57 PM
6
Careful now, you guys are gonna hurt his feelings and make him cry.
Posted by thename on September 17, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Fnarf 7
I hope they mention his ties to the John Birch Society, white supremacists, and the kind of kookery that even J. Edgar Hoover tried to put a stop to. He thinks Obama is a commie, but his intellectual mentor thought that EISENHOWER was a Soviet agent. He's not just another angry white guy; he's David Duke with more tears.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on September 17, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Reverse Polarity 8
This photo makes me want to punch him in the mouth. And I haven't punched anyone in the mouth in more than 30 years.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on September 17, 2009 at 3:33 PM
9
I'm not kidding -- that is the ugliest philtrum I have ever witnessed in my life.
Posted by jw36 on September 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Keekee 10
I didn't see it...

What's wrong with me????
Posted by Keekee on September 17, 2009 at 4:20 PM
Geni 11
He speaks with very-nearly-forked tongue.
Posted by Geni on September 17, 2009 at 4:37 PM
oh, THAT 12
Self fellating.
Posted by oh, THAT on September 17, 2009 at 4:52 PM
ekswitaj 13
Wow. I don't think I would've noticed it if you hadn't mentioned it, however, as I was too busy noticing that he has the demeanor of a middle-school boy.
Posted by ekswitaj http://www.elizabethkateswitaj.net/ on September 17, 2009 at 5:39 PM
Womyn2me 14
whoa. I noticed it at the news stand. Imagine how easy it is for him to get santorum in his mouth.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on September 17, 2009 at 5:51 PM
15
@8,

I'd recommend an uppercut.

Posted by Mr. X on September 17, 2009 at 10:57 PM
kristinbell 16
I guess he's got cock-in-mouth disease.
Posted by kristinbell http://kristinbell.org on September 18, 2009 at 2:32 AM
MarkyMark 17
Mine's bigger
Posted by MarkyMark on September 18, 2009 at 9:02 PM

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