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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Health How to Make Your Own Flu Shot

Posted by Gillian Anderson on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 12:18 PM

Manufacture a swine-flu vaccine at home! Easier than brewing your own beer!

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Has Canadian humor really gotten that bad or is this just their version of Almost Live?

Posted by man that was terrible on September 16, 2009 at 1:24 PM

Har Har. Yes, vaccines are an evil plot to contaminate your precious bodily fluids.

What about this made it worth posting?

Posted by cracked on September 16, 2009 at 1:34 PM

The ingredients in vaccines aren't listed because they would be useless to consumers.
Mercury Thimerisol hasn't been used as a preservative in vaccines for years now in any case.
So lets convince people not to get vaccinated, thereby lesseing the effectiveness of group immunization.
You know who else spreads rumors about how vaccination is an evil plot? Robert Mugabe, the man who ruined Zimbabwe.

Posted by BakerB on September 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Please do write a serious story on the topic. It's right up your alley, Stranger...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PelTWCUmT…

http://dprogram.net/2009/09/17/video-pol…

Posted by Hot Tipper on September 17, 2009 at 8:03 PM

Here are the links above, undamaged:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PelTWCUmT… is...
tinyurl.com/qx8uov

http://dprogram.net/2009/09/17/video-pol… is...
tinyurl.com/mrjj5j

Posted by Hot Tipper on September 17, 2009 at 8:06 PM

SHOULD I TAKE THE VACCINE? LATELY THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONTROVERSY ABOUT WHETHER THE NEW FLU VACCINES ARE SAFE SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK THE VACCINES THEMSELVES ARE DANGEROUS. I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A SCENARIO. CREATE FEAR AMONG THOSE THAT ASCRIBE TO BELIEFS IN SECRET SOCIETIES AND CONSPIRACIES SO THAT THEY REFUSE TO TAKE THE FLU VACCINE. MUTATE THE FLU VACCINE SO THAT THE UNVACCINATED PERISH. A PERFECT PLAN OF GENOCIDE TO RID THE WORLD OF FREETHINKERS. IF ONE WERE TO REFUSE THE VACCINE AS A PRECAUTION, ONE MAY WISH TO OBTAIN AND SAVE SOME VACCINE JUST IN CASE THE VIRUS DOES "SPONTANEOUSLY" MUTATE TO A DEADLIER FORM. DON'T BELIEVE EITHER SIDE IN THIS ARGUMENT OF VACCINE SAFETY - SIMPLY PREPARE FOR ALL POSSIBILITIES..

Posted by ANGEL OF MERCY77 on October 4, 2009 at 1:16 PM