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Monday, September 14, 2009

Lunchtime Quickie

Posted by on Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 12:01 PM

Holy crapoli. I can't believe these Sprint phone relay operators can dictate this stuff without laughing even a little bit. If it were up to me, they'd all get some sort of real classy wood and brass Employee of the Month plaque...

 

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Sargon Bighorn 1
Nice to know ass-hole young people are wasting the time and effort of those specialized to help people with real disabilities (not just the mental ones these young ass-holes have). Yeah it's a big joke you pulled off isn't it. Ha Ha Ha.

These young people are the future of America? GHEZUZ help us all.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on September 14, 2009 at 12:13 PM
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1.. at least they're clever young people.
Posted by amelia c on September 14, 2009 at 12:17 PM
Cracker Jack 3
This just in: If you type in 80085 in your calculator it looks like BOOBS!!!!
Posted by Cracker Jack on September 14, 2009 at 12:26 PM
Andy_Squirrel 4
@1 you are just sad because i fucked that little monkey seen in your avatar
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on September 14, 2009 at 12:29 PM
undead ayn rand 5
Seriously, though. They're required to state things exactly as described for their job, which is to help the disabled.
Posted by undead ayn rand on September 14, 2009 at 12:31 PM
w7ngman 6
I did that when I was 13.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on September 14, 2009 at 12:37 PM
w7ngman 7
Except it was a TTY phone in an airport and it was a live conversation with a nearby friend on a cellphone.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on September 14, 2009 at 12:39 PM
Sargon Bighorn 8
#4 and he's never been the same since.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on September 14, 2009 at 12:39 PM
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Kind of dickish to abuse this service for laffs. But I will mention a funny relay story. I worked at a pizza place (you can guess which) taking phone orders. We'd sometimes get relay calls, and once someone got a majorly angry call about a messed up order. The relay operator is obligated to say everything on their TTY console, so she dutifully repeated every swear word (and apologized because she felt bad about it).
Posted by oscar on September 14, 2009 at 1:05 PM
NumberOne 10
Waste.
Posted by NumberOne on September 14, 2009 at 1:18 PM
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this is hilarious, Slog commenters need to pull the sticks out of their asses
Posted by Reader1 on September 14, 2009 at 1:22 PM
12
This was funny when Howard Stern did it - years ago....
Posted by catsnbanjos on September 14, 2009 at 1:49 PM
christopher575 13
@9 the relay operator is obligated to say every word, but shouldn't have apologized. Communication assistants are not to take part in the conversation or express an opinion about it.
Posted by christopher575 on September 14, 2009 at 3:49 PM
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I always loved relay calls when I worked in a call center. They were a hell of a lot more interesting than regular ones at least. I'm just amused that they can up and take a break during a call because their client won't know the difference.

"Yeah it's time for my lunch Bill will be taking over from here."
Posted by STS on September 15, 2009 at 12:00 PM

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