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News & ArtsSunday, September 13, 2009
Nightlife An Open Letter to the Guy Peeing Out His Third-Story Window on 15th and Madison at Around 2:30 AM Friday Night
Posted by Lindy West on Sun, Sep 13, 2009 at 4:10 PM
- Right in here. Pee. Pee in my eye.
Some of it went in my eye. Your pee.
Sincerely,
Lindy
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I was walking home with my boyfriend a couple of years ago after he was having a very bad day. I remember saying, "Well, at least it can't get any worse." I never should have said it, of course.
A drunk guy on the second floor of our apartment complex peed on his head about 3 seconds after I finished the sentence.
A drunk guy on the second floor of our apartment complex peed on his head about 3 seconds after I finished the sentence.
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Mameshiba (fava bean says): a little bit of trivia - the Serbian word for dandelion means - piss in lindy's eye.
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And why behold the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but consider not the pee that is in thine own eye?
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So glad I don't live down there... just another flavor of ambiance in the Cap Hill 'hood I guess?
I think I'll pass...
I think I'll pass...
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HHHHMMMMMM
Well Lindy - from impressions gleaned on Slog - that street side incident should make you a star at the Stranger for weeks.
Course, the gay guys, at the Stranger, who are into sleaze __________ and _____________and ________________ , they can top that with stories about getting fucked and water sports.
Just ask and insist on an honest in detail adult level reply .... let us know their interview results.
Awaiting with all ears.
And, yes, I am a sexpert, vast experience ... so no bullshit, just push them hard, they will eventually tell.
Well Lindy - from impressions gleaned on Slog - that street side incident should make you a star at the Stranger for weeks.
Course, the gay guys, at the Stranger, who are into sleaze __________ and _____________and ________________ , they can top that with stories about getting fucked and water sports.
Just ask and insist on an honest in detail adult level reply .... let us know their interview results.
Awaiting with all ears.
And, yes, I am a sexpert, vast experience ... so no bullshit, just push them hard, they will eventually tell.
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It's SUNDAY night. Hasn't the statute of limitations passed?
I think you need either full-on safety goggles, or a stylish parasol for your late-night/early-morning perambulations.
I think you need either full-on safety goggles, or a stylish parasol for your late-night/early-morning perambulations.
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Oh, and if you experience severe redness and discharge in 1-3 weeks, better get screened for ocular chlamydia infection.
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Once saw a Bootsy Collins show where he was riffing on "P" as in "P-Funk". Then he said "I'll Pee in your eye so you can see where I'm coming from"
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Atlanta Police LGBT Liaison Officer Dani Lynn Harris said there was a complaint of illegal activities at the Eagle. After the complaint was made undercover officers were sent to the Eagle where they discovered enough information to secure a warrant for the raid.
In an interview with Southern Voice on Friday morning, Harris said the APD officers followed the same procedures they would have used for raiding any other nightclub.
In a third interview late Friday, Harris said that the raid originated from two anonymous complaints: one to the mayor's tip line and the other to Crimestoppers. The complaints alleged that Thursday is "sex night" at the club and that gay men were having sex not only in the club but outside as well, she said.
“The original complaint received is that on Thursday night at the club is sex night. … It's saying the club is a sleezy place on Thursday all that goes on is solicting of sex," Harris said.
According to Harris, the complaints claimed that the club owners retaliated against neighbors by pointing speakers at residential apartment complexes nearby and playings sounds of gay men having sex.
In an interview with Southern Voice on Friday morning, Harris said the APD officers followed the same procedures they would have used for raiding any other nightclub.
In a third interview late Friday, Harris said that the raid originated from two anonymous complaints: one to the mayor's tip line and the other to Crimestoppers. The complaints alleged that Thursday is "sex night" at the club and that gay men were having sex not only in the club but outside as well, she said.
“The original complaint received is that on Thursday night at the club is sex night. … It's saying the club is a sleezy place on Thursday all that goes on is solicting of sex," Harris said.
According to Harris, the complaints claimed that the club owners retaliated against neighbors by pointing speakers at residential apartment complexes nearby and playings sounds of gay men having sex.
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@ 18 OUCH!
Let's see if Dan is man enough to publish a retraction of his earlier allegations....
Dan?
*cricket* *cricket*
Let's see if Dan is man enough to publish a retraction of his earlier allegations....
Dan?
*cricket* *cricket*
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2006 review in Yelp-
I was always scared to go to The Eagle because I was afraid there would be some mustachioed guys in chaps doing the tango next to the jukebox or I'd get gangbanged in the backroom on the way to the pottie. ...
Thursday is okay-- it's supposed to be underwear night if you're into that kind of thing.
I was always scared to go to The Eagle because I was afraid there would be some mustachioed guys in chaps doing the tango next to the jukebox or I'd get gangbanged in the backroom on the way to the pottie. ...
Thursday is okay-- it's supposed to be underwear night if you're into that kind of thing.
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A prescient review in GayCities.com from January 2009-
"Bears don't meet here any more..... And they have Go Go Dancers there on Thursday Night's so watch out knowing how the city of Atlanta is."
"Bears don't meet here any more..... And they have Go Go Dancers there on Thursday Night's so watch out knowing how the city of Atlanta is."
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A review in GayCities.com from March 2009-
"Atlanta Eagle, Atlanta's best-known leather bar, is famous for its cavernous dark rooms and shadowy corners. (and NASTY floors!) The crowd at the Eagle tends to be hard-core, so pretty boys and dolled-up drag queens don't really play here."
"Atlanta Eagle, Atlanta's best-known leather bar, is famous for its cavernous dark rooms and shadowy corners. (and NASTY floors!) The crowd at the Eagle tends to be hard-core, so pretty boys and dolled-up drag queens don't really play here."
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@17 better is Phife Dawg from A Tribe Called Quest's line "I'll bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from"
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Now you're like that dude in 28 Days Later, when, like he looked up and a dead zombie dripped blood in his eye, and then he went all ape shit and stuff, cause he was a zombieized and they had to shoot him and he died.
Did that stuff happen to you too?
Did that stuff happen to you too?
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FUCK THE EYE, WE'LL HAZ TO AMPUTATE. NO SRS.
15TH N MAD IZ SUCH NOT A HARD/LEET CORNER. IN FACT. U CAN TELL 15TH N MAD THAT I SAID SUX IT.
15TH N MAD IZ SUCH NOT A HARD/LEET CORNER. IN FACT. U CAN TELL 15TH N MAD THAT I SAID SUX IT.
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At least there aren't any cigarette butts or wads of gum in your eye for him to chase around the iris with that steady stream of piss.
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Baconcat is peeing into his own eyes all night in a sympathetic attempt to really, finally, honestly, be a TRUE STRANGER BOY!
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Tempting, I know, when you see a man wagging his dick out of a window, to stare. It's best not to leer, though. Lesson learned?
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#38
Is this your version of wit?
Why is my post trolling, are you a puritan? Do you have a clue about what I was writing?
undead, now that is quite a handle .. you have seen too many zombie movies
Is this your version of wit?
Why is my post trolling, are you a puritan? Do you have a clue about what I was writing?
undead, now that is quite a handle .. you have seen too many zombie movies
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Not a single comment of retaliation or the authorities becoming involved.
Yep, piss in your face and it gets a whiny slog post.
Yep, piss in your face and it gets a whiny slog post.
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