...would you do it?
It's a common thought experiment—usually conducted late at night, in a dorm room, after everyone is stoned—and the answer is almost always yes. Because, dude, think of all the lives you could save! And the war you could prevent! No invasion of Poland, no occupation of France, no Holocaust! And saying yes is easy—sure I'll go back in time and kill baby Hitler!—because you can't go back in time and kill baby Hitler. So it's not like saying yes means you're gonna have to slip into Mr. and Mrs. Hitler's house in Braunau, Austria, in the middle of the night and smother cute little baby Adolph in his crib.

Every time I see a sign comparing Obama to Hitler, I think about that old would-you-kill-Hitler thought experiment. Surely it wasn't just us theater fags at the University of Illinois who asked each other that question. Lots of people have played this game: If you had a chance to kill Hitler before he seized power—or even after he seized power but before he could enact his evil agenda—would you do it?
Do these douchebaggers believe that Obama is Hitler? Or just some of them? And if some of them do believe that Obama is Hitler... would they do it?
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