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Friday, September 11, 2009

Conflict of Interest But I'm The Crack Hoe

Posted by on Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 1:31 PM

"Ask a Crack Hoe! Move over, Dan Savage," says BuzzFeed. "Propecia really couldn't give a shit about you and your stupid love life, but her advice is surprisingly astute."

Yeah, she's good—but she doesn't have the stamina, BuzzFeed, she can't go the distance. I get more stupid questions than that in five freakin' minutes via email and you don't see me storming out of the room.

 

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1
If by "astute" you mean "riddled with profanity and mumbled speech", then yeah, she's surprisingly astute.
Posted by iflurry http://newsflurry.livejournal.com/ on September 11, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 2
I liked what she does for fun though.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on September 11, 2009 at 1:43 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 3
And my avatar looks like Tigger's doing something inappropriate.... hmmmmm
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on September 11, 2009 at 1:44 PM
boxofbirds 4
@3

haha, yeah now I feel dirty looking at it, it's like I'm doing him in the missionary position.
Posted by boxofbirds on September 11, 2009 at 1:49 PM
5
she was an actress & passed away - bummer.
Posted by lori on September 11, 2009 at 2:07 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 6
Yep, Dan, I've got to admit that you're the expert on cracks, alright.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 11, 2009 at 2:15 PM
mr. herriman 7
fuck, that's awesome. thank you dan!!
Posted by mr. herriman on September 11, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Vince 8
She should have started a charm school.
Posted by Vince on September 11, 2009 at 2:32 PM
Confluence 9
That was great! Wish there were a dial-a-crack-whore number I could call whenever I need some sense slapped into me. Best part though: "I crochet." Bet she's good too.
Posted by Confluence on September 11, 2009 at 2:39 PM
kim in portland 10
That made me laugh so hard. Thank you.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 11, 2009 at 2:39 PM
rob! 11
Propecia? The male pattern baldness prescription drug? Really?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 11, 2009 at 3:05 PM
rob! 12
@3, you can crop the original to a square shape the way you want before uploading it...
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on September 11, 2009 at 3:12 PM
Callie 13
We don't, because you're not being filmed at work.
Posted by Callie http://www.facebook.com/Klosetnerd on September 11, 2009 at 3:49 PM
14
PROPECIA!!!!
Posted by Massive Attack on September 11, 2009 at 3:53 PM
15
Propecia, she dead. SAD!
http://bit.ly/2RFj0x
Posted by Kelly O on September 11, 2009 at 4:47 PM
rara avis 16
working with Yucko the Clown would do anyone in. that was funny, though - she nailed it.
Posted by rara avis on September 11, 2009 at 8:18 PM
17
@11 I giggled at her name, too. And she is quite funny. May she rest in peace.
Posted by Meriste on September 11, 2009 at 8:20 PM
18
"I crochet". LMAO XD
Posted by Chase on September 11, 2009 at 9:01 PM
Keekee 19
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! Thanx Dan.
Posted by Keekee on September 12, 2009 at 8:52 AM

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