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Do you see those eyes above? Do they look lost to you? Do they look troubled? For good reason! Because that pair of eyes belong to...

A Jellyfish-Tossing Man!

A 41-year-old man was arrested on Monday at at Madeira Beach, FL after witnesses said he repeatedly pretended to drown, then allegedly began tossing jellyfish at nearby teenagers. According to a sheriff’s office report, Keith Edward Marriott caused “concern for his safety” when he repeatedly submerged himself and floated back to the top of the water. He was also “loud and disruptive.”

He then started throwing the sea creatures.

Oh, the humanity! Oh, the cnidariaty!

More on invertebrate sea creatures can be found in Brendan Kiley's wonderful octopus story, which you all should read.