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Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Sep 10, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Study Finds Men Are Drawn to Breasts
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Yes, I had two of them last night in a ghetto pesto I made by smushing basil in olive oil.
CHICKEN BREASTS!!!!!
Internet humor :D :) ;)
CHICKEN BREASTS!!!!!
Internet humor :D :) ;)
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funny, except the link (via Carnal Nation) does not link to an actual story or study to go along with the headline, which means it may as well have been an Onion headline you just made up
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"At the end of the day, we have all these grandiose biological theories ... but it could be men just like looking at breasts” says Dixson. "There could be no scientific merit to the study at all."
who the FUCK looks at midriffs FIRST?
who the FUCK looks at midriffs FIRST?
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@6 I'm a tits AND ass man myself.
Shame Seattle has some of the ugliest womyn on the planet living in it. Mind you, it does look like lesbian heaven out there.
Shame Seattle has some of the ugliest womyn on the planet living in it. Mind you, it does look like lesbian heaven out there.
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@11: The ontological ramifications of this study are deep. It implies a desire to reconnect with the greater mother by way of a fixation on the most basic of feminine attributes and expresses a deeper sociological desire to bring together childhood with adulthood in ways Kant couldn't express. Prying deeper, we find that the fixation on these symbols of feminine power is part of a direct path back into the womb, as we know that the ultimate intent of a man admiring a woman is a literal return to the womb (although only in small part), and admiration of the breasts is merely a stopping point in this slide backward toward birth.
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@16 -- I think he might have said, "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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@14
I'm sure Charles flatters his fellow womyn Marxists, listens to them babble on about the dismantling of capitalism as a way to liberate women, then ejaculates across their breasts in a show of African brotherhood.
I'm sure Charles flatters his fellow womyn Marxists, listens to them babble on about the dismantling of capitalism as a way to liberate women, then ejaculates across their breasts in a show of African brotherhood.
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The researchers used photos of naked women. It may be that men (and everyone) is drawn to look at things they don't get to see often.
If they showed them photos of clothed women, I bet they'd look at their faces first.
If they showed them photos of clothed women, I bet they'd look at their faces first.
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Everyone likes boobs. A lot of people seem to be stuck in that phase of infancy where they want to be surrounded by boobs that are larger than their heads.
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sexually, titties are means to an end
stimulate her titties, to make her pussy wet
means to an end
fuck her pussy to get ur rocks off
until your recovery, tittys have a lot less attraction...
i suppose if you're a fag, these truths dont apply ?
me ?, i love titties
stimulate her titties, to make her pussy wet
means to an end
fuck her pussy to get ur rocks off
until your recovery, tittys have a lot less attraction...
i suppose if you're a fag, these truths dont apply ?
me ?, i love titties
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@24 As a straight guy, I can assure you that men are also drawn to small boobs, eyes, hair, asses, legs, feet, hands (especially when gripping their cock), lips, pussies, assholes, armpits, tummies, elbows, intelligence, and voices.
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@13, boy, you really haven't been reading Chaz's stuf, or even looking at the pictures!
@26, you forgot hips. Charles wouldn't forget to mention the hips. Like, say, Natalie Merchant's.
@26, you forgot hips. Charles wouldn't forget to mention the hips. Like, say, Natalie Merchant's.
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