California Assemblyman Mike "You're Dripping Out of Me!" Duvall—the anti-gay conservative Republican politician with a 100% rating from right-wing Christian groups who was cheating on his wife with two married female lobbyists—has resigned.

"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state. I have come to the conclusion that it would not be fair to my family, my constituents or to my friends on both sides of the aisle to remain in office. Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work."

I'm thinking Duvall, now that he's out of office, won't be getting much lobbyist pussy anymore—and good luck getting into the wife's panties, Mike.