What I find most remarkable about this story...

The Bell Shoals Baptist megachurch in Brandon, Florida is making headlines for carting 10 Pepsi machines out of its premises and replacing them with machines from Coca-Cola, because, they say, Pepsi donated to Prop 8, sponsors Gay Pride parades, and runs ads that cater to homosexuals.

...is that a single church—albeit a megachurch—has 10 FUCKING SODA VENDING MACHINES on its premises. You would think the good Christians—the mega-Christians?—at Bell Shoals Baptist would be able to go an hour or two on Sunday without a cold can of corn syrup. And psst... Bell Shoals Baptist? Coke supports gay rights too. Your best gay-hatin' cola option may be Zamzam Cola. They used to be a subsidiary of Pepsi but that was before the Islamic Revolution. But if the "official soft drink of the Hajj" doesn't appeal to you, how about asking your parishioners to go without soda pop for an hour a week? Tell them they can offer up their agony to their Lord, Jesus Christ. Their savior hung on the cross for their sins for three hours—for offenses that include, presumably, the sin of gluttony—with nails driven through his hands and feet. He suffered and died roughly 1900 years before soda pop was even invented—which means that the men and women who rode dinosaurs to Noah's place to watch him build the ark had nothing but water to drink.