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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

It Takes All Kinds

Posted by on Wed, Sep 9, 2009 at 11:00 AM

 

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givesgoodemail 1
My grandfather's favorite addendum to the phrase "It takes all kinds" was "...unfortunately".
Posted by givesgoodemail http://www.givesgoodemail.com on September 9, 2009 at 11:19 AM
michael strangeways 2
Not Safe For Life
Posted by michael strangeways http://www.seattlegayscene.com/ on September 9, 2009 at 11:23 AM
sirkowski 3
Can we get a description? Cuz I'm afraid to watch.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on September 9, 2009 at 11:30 AM
MacCrocodile 4
What I don't understand is why the "first of many" videos is "Video 14."

That, and everything about it.
Posted by MacCrocodile on September 9, 2009 at 11:30 AM
raindrop 5
@3: No gore and mostly SFW, but OH MY GOD!
Posted by raindrop on September 9, 2009 at 11:33 AM
COMTE 6
It may be cruel of me to say it, but subs just crack my shit up sometimes.
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on September 9, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Damn_right! 7
isn't he supposed to be in jail for kidnapping jaycee dugard?
Posted by Damn_right! on September 9, 2009 at 11:44 AM
Fnarf 8
I thought it was Jack Kervorkian. Ain't gonna watch. Hell no.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on September 9, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Heather 9
That is the second most frightening thing I have seen all day.
Posted by Heather on September 9, 2009 at 12:01 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 10
If this guy's a fag, why is he into a BDSM scene with a woman? Because it's more humiliating than with a dude? Just askin'...
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on September 9, 2009 at 12:04 PM
11
He's not a fag. He's a sissy -- his Mistress humiliates him, a straight guy, by "making" him dress up like that and call himself something he's not, i.e. a sissy.
Posted by Dan Savage on September 9, 2009 at 12:07 PM
Matt from Denver 12
The still image is enough for me.
Posted by Matt from Denver on September 9, 2009 at 12:07 PM
13
Occasionally, I've thought that Dan Savage has a pretty sweet job.

Right here? I'm reminded that I prefer mine. I also prefer mine over Mistress Rachel's.

I support dude's right to do what gets him off, but man, I'm glad I don't have to see *too* much of it.
Posted by Dire Mongoose on September 9, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 14
@ 6 - Same here. I'm sorry, but the "hotness" of being the sub just NEVER comes across to the outside observer.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on September 9, 2009 at 12:09 PM
Chris in Vancouver WA 15
@ 11 - Got it, thanks. Context, context, context.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on September 9, 2009 at 12:11 PM
balderdash 16
Augh. What.

Glad he's getting what he wants, I guess, but man, I cannot manage to identify with the state of mind in which this would be fun.
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on September 9, 2009 at 12:16 PM
foolish-rain 17
MUST UNSEE. MUST UNSEEE!
Posted by foolish-rain on September 9, 2009 at 12:21 PM
18
The goggles! They do nothing!
Posted by David Wright on September 9, 2009 at 12:30 PM
19
I was having a pretty bad day today, regretting certain choices... until I watched this video. And I thought, "Well, okay, at least I didn't wind up on youtube in an adult diaper. That's something."
Posted by whoops on September 9, 2009 at 12:40 PM
Tingleyfeeln 20
I had a hunch I didn't want to watch that. 28 seconds was as far as I made it.
Posted by Tingleyfeeln on September 9, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Vince 21
Ew. I can smell baby powder and old person.
Posted by Vince on September 9, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Reverse Polarity 22
I understand that he gets off on this. Conceptually, I get that he's a sub, and this is his idea of a good time.

But nevertheless can't help feeling sorry for him.

Maybe it's the age. I don't think I'd be having this pity reaction if he was middle-aged or younger. A very small part of me wonders if this old doddering loon is being taken advantage of. Alzheimer's does strange things to people.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on September 9, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Uriel-238 23
Humiliation play appeals, notably enough, to executives, captains of industry and other folks blessed / cursed with phenomenal amounts of social power who have to pretend they're something they're not, i.e. infallible. It's a chance for those who don't thrive on the megalomania to relinquish all responsibility for a couple of hours and be small and pathetic.

There's also a power to it that is described by Chuck Palahniuk in Choke, in which the protagonist describes a man on internet porn getting nuts shoved up his rectum by a chimpanzee. He speculates that someone who can do that without feeling even a modicum of shame or embarrassment can do anything.
Posted by Uriel-238 on September 9, 2009 at 1:18 PM
jimmy 24
One time, at band camp.....
Posted by jimmy http://www.mybigfatlazyblog.blogspot.com on September 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM
Enigma 25
@18 FTW

Thanks for making me laugh so hard my co-workers looked at me funny.
Posted by Enigma http://approvereferendum71.org/ on September 9, 2009 at 1:40 PM
raindrop 26
@22: Don't feel sorry for him. It's probably psychologically healthy for him.
Posted by raindrop on September 9, 2009 at 1:42 PM
kristinbell 27
At first I was horrified, and then it just got funnier.
Posted by kristinbell http://kristinbell.org on September 9, 2009 at 1:46 PM
Carollani 28
This poor guy's brain has holes in it.
Posted by Carollani http://twitter.com/carollani on September 9, 2009 at 2:00 PM
29
well, i guess i'm just glad a guy his age is still... enjoying himself. keep doin what you're doin, grandpa!
Posted by thunderboltjackson on September 9, 2009 at 3:08 PM
30
why, if indeed "it takes all kinds," did you put this up here for no other reason than to obviously make fun of him?
Posted by not me but you on September 9, 2009 at 3:24 PM
31
Good luck to the old bugger. He is enjoying himself and not harming anyone. Remember kids we are not always going to be tort and firm of body so people in glass houses should not throw stones.
Posted by Andrewl on September 9, 2009 at 3:26 PM
muggims 32
Is it just me, or does this guy have "Former Republican Senator" written all over him?
Posted by muggims on September 9, 2009 at 3:42 PM
seandr 33
Can someone please explain @18?

I desperately need to laugh at this, or I'm going to shoot myself.
Posted by seandr on September 9, 2009 at 4:22 PM
34
Must Bleach Eyeballs.

Sadly, this old guy is getting more action than I am. Man, that hurts.
Posted by C from Mass. on September 9, 2009 at 5:29 PM
35
@33 From the Simpsons. Kinda (see #2 at the link)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
Posted by C from Mass. on September 9, 2009 at 5:32 PM
kim in portland 36
With out a doubt. The goggles! They do nothing! I'm glad he is happy.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on September 9, 2009 at 6:06 PM
37
I'd rather watch the cyst-squeezing clip again than this...
Posted by J. Whorfin on September 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
38
Feel sorry for him? What could be better for a sub that being THIS humiliated?
Posted by sunshine on September 9, 2009 at 9:16 PM
39
he seems happy which is a lot more than most old people are old age is tough why not dress up in a nappy and go on youtube
Posted by milly rainbow on September 11, 2009 at 10:55 AM

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