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Film Today in DVD Releases
Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 11:45 AM
The Greatest American Movie of All Time Forever and Ever Thank You Jesus, also known as Crank: High Voltage, is out on video today. Here is the beginning of my review:
Hey! What's going on? That's the end of the last Crank movie! Oh, man, Jason Statham is totally dead... wait, what? He just blinked? He fell like 30 stories, bounced off a car, and now he's still fucking alive? That is so awesome!...
The review goes on from there.
Barring the cinematic grandeur of Crank, you might be interested to know that The Office: Season 5 and Parks and Recreation: Season 1 are out today. You can find a full list of today's DVD releases here.
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