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News & ArtsMonday, September 7, 2009
Politics Wash Your Hands, Pay Attention in School, Work Hard... OR IT'S DEATH PANEL TIME FOR YOU!!!
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 11:52 AM
The text for Obama's speech to schoolchildren—the one that has conservative lunatics shitting their pants in another asspasm of coordinated faux outrage—has been posted to the White House website. And Matt Drudge...
...sees the coming of a fascist police state where tiny illegal immigrants are rounded up and forced to wash their hands by Obama's uniformed thugs.
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I wrote Superintendent Cudeiro of Bellevue Public Schools about her decision to censure the President. Here is her weak response:
Thank you for your input; we always appreciate hearing from our parents and community members. As indicated on our Bellevue School district website, our curriculum department will be recording our President’s speech. It is our understanding that the President will be advising students to work hard in school, persist, and stay focused on achieving educational goals. However, as of Friday, September 4th, none of us had seen the script of the speech and we received multiple contacts from parents and community members who were concerned that this was going to be a political speech rather than just a motivational one. As a result, and given the short notice, we decided to take the more cautious response. Once the speech is recorded, teachers will be able to access the recording and determine the appropriateness of the presentation for their students’ age level and content. If the message is mainly motivational, we will encourage teachers to share it with all students, as it would then directly connect with one of our district-wide goals, closing the achievement gap. The President’s speech will be posted on the district website as well, for parents who might wish to view it and discuss it with their children.
I wish you and your family a wonderful Labor Day holiday,
Amalia Cudeiro
So, she is so arrogant that she demands a script from the President. Now that she has one, will she stiil be too much of a coward to allow the President to speak?
Thank you for your input; we always appreciate hearing from our parents and community members. As indicated on our Bellevue School district website, our curriculum department will be recording our President’s speech. It is our understanding that the President will be advising students to work hard in school, persist, and stay focused on achieving educational goals. However, as of Friday, September 4th, none of us had seen the script of the speech and we received multiple contacts from parents and community members who were concerned that this was going to be a political speech rather than just a motivational one. As a result, and given the short notice, we decided to take the more cautious response. Once the speech is recorded, teachers will be able to access the recording and determine the appropriateness of the presentation for their students’ age level and content. If the message is mainly motivational, we will encourage teachers to share it with all students, as it would then directly connect with one of our district-wide goals, closing the achievement gap. The President’s speech will be posted on the district website as well, for parents who might wish to view it and discuss it with their children.
I wish you and your family a wonderful Labor Day holiday,
Amalia Cudeiro
So, she is so arrogant that she demands a script from the President. Now that she has one, will she stiil be too much of a coward to allow the President to speak?
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Hey, I've got this swine flu thing licked. I'm just not going to leave the house for the next six months. As long as the pizza delivery dude and the delivery guy from the liquor store aren't contagious, I'm all set.
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“Hey kids, it’s President Obama, with special guests Jeremiah Wright, Michael Moore and Cat Stevens, here to explain why you must convert to Islam–immediately this morning–or die in a fiery terrahist attack with the infidels!”
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We notice you skipped right over the part where he urges kids to employ oral sex, anal sex and GAY SEX as 100% safe and foolproof.
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Preznit Osama is gonna perpetuate the Big Librul Lie that you can get ahead by book learnin’ and stayin’ in school, when everyone knows that in a kleptocracy it’s really all about who you know, comprende?
He also may wax eloquently regarding the necessity of their parents’ upcoming, mandatory gay marriages and French lessons, and gawdammit French is hard, y’all!
Either way, someone’s gonna lose a finger.
He also may wax eloquently regarding the necessity of their parents’ upcoming, mandatory gay marriages and French lessons, and gawdammit French is hard, y’all!
Either way, someone’s gonna lose a finger.
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P.S. Our nation's crackers have collectively lost their fucking minds*.
*Assumes they had minds to begin with, which is highly unlikely.
*Assumes they had minds to begin with, which is highly unlikely.
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I a a big supporter of the President but when he demonstrated "outercourse" and "erotic role-play that doesn't culminate in vaginal intercourse" using the podium as a partner it made me a little uncomfortable.
I a a big supporter of the President but when he demonstrated "outercourse" and "erotic role-play that doesn't culminate in vaginal intercourse" using the podium as a partner it made me a little uncomfortable.
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Who knew the microphone mounted on a podium could double as a "sex toy your partner can insert into you"?
The President is very agile for a man his age.
Who knew the microphone mounted on a podium could double as a "sex toy your partner can insert into you"?
The President is very agile for a man his age.
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Maybe if Obama had not hung out for years and years and years with hate-whitey communists like Van Jones and Reverend Wright (a Christian! YUCK!!! And a black-nationalist Christian to boot! DOUBLE YUCK!!!), then normal people who are not already Obama-cult-freaks might be more inclined to trust him.
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He actually suggests that kids might want to stand up for other kids who are being bullied because of who they are or how they look. WTF kind of liberal-fascist brainwashing is this? Bullying the funny-looking kids is a God-given American right!
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I hope this means all the kids who's parents are censuring the President's speech don't wash their hands, are exposed to the swine/bird/SARS/limbaugh flu, go home to their idiot families contagious, and in an karmic/Darwinian twist of fate, kill off the nation's birther/deather right-wing bigots.
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Apparently, it's a terrible thing to tell a child that they have potential, encourage him to take responsibility for his education, and that he has the power to be compassionate and successful? These people don't want children becoming empowered? I feel sorry for these individuals.
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If Obama really wanted to show some leadership he'd air a speech on TV and on the Prison Television Network aimed at black men about the virtues of responsible sex and the raising of responsible sons and daughters.
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As dumb as that image is, it would actually be hilarious if it had a picture of Leland Palmer from Fire Walk with Me instead.
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http://newine.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/s… - washing your hands really is for commies/antichrists!
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HE SAT IN THAT PEW...FOR YEARS AND YEARS....WHILE THE REVEREND RIGHT LET HIM FILL HIS HEAD WITH ALL KINDS OF MUSLIM BS. MICHELLE WANTED VAN JOHNSON FOR A LOVER THATS WHY HE HIRED HIM. WHAT WILL SHE DO NOW.
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