Hutchison Pulls Ahead of Constantine in King County Race: By three points, according to SurveyUSA.
Cougar Still on the Loose: A man says he saw the cougar on his driveway and it ran off into Discovery Park. Next sentence: "Meanwhile, a raccoon whose carcass was found in the park Friday morning apparently was not killed by the cougar, but was possibly eaten by a homeless person, according to the Seattle Parks Department."
That Black Man on the TV: The ridiculous "debate" over whether schoolchildren should be watching their own president say things.
Yeah, He's a Good Writer, Just Have Him Write It: White House mulls writing its own health-care legislation.
Alleged Kidnapper and Alleged Rapist: Also alleged writer of creepy songs.
Teenage Unemployment Rate: At its "its highest level since the government began keeping track of such statistics in 1948."