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Religion Heaven Help the Kitty-Cats
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Thu, Aug 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM
- WHO WILL FEED US AND RE-ROLL OUR YARN?!
Upward bound in the coming Rapture? Who's gonna look after Fluffy when you're all up in the milk and honey? Answer: HEATHENS. Pay up now.
Thanks, Cracker Jack.
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Makes you wonder how many people will sign up to renew after the first 10 year period.
What a great idea.
As Mark Twain said, (and I paraphrase): I want to go where the dogs and other animals go (or rather be where they are). Much better company
What a great idea.
As Mark Twain said, (and I paraphrase): I want to go where the dogs and other animals go (or rather be where they are). Much better company
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You'd have to be awfully fucking stupid to fall for that - oh, wait - they fell for an even bigger load of horseshit already.
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& for a small fee, I'll promise take real good care of their lawn, car and kitchen appliances, heck, I'll bring the mail in too.
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I for one am concerned for all the left behind house plants! Perhaps they should expand their business model.
12
So I sent the link to the website on to my mother, the preacher's wife. I think this is hillarious, sad, and a great way to make money. I'm a Christian who is ambivalent about the rapture... no, not so much ambivalent, now that I think about it. I don't buy into it. So it would be wrong of me to go into a business like this. But I so want to.
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The paypal link is live. I want to see proof of all of these "Rapture Ready" employees.
Or else they're committing wire fraud. ;)
Or else they're committing wire fraud. ;)
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@13 - yeah, but since all the "good" people will be Raptured, who's going to do something about it?
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This is silly. Everyone knows you cross the Rainbow Bridge when you die and are reunited with all your pets. I, for one, am looking forward to seeing my Rusty again.
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