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News & ArtsWednesday, August 26, 2009
Media "This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."
Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 2:50 PM
I loooooooooove TV news.
Special thanks to Slogtipper Opie.
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Holy christ, I thought that was a Mr. Show sketch or something by the end. Is this what passes for journalism these days?
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oh my god, it only gets better too.. the shot of the "bear" "running" through the woods (and climbing the tree) is priceless.
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Someone should take the audio and put it on top of a video of not-animal-bears-but-gay-hairy-guy-bears like they did with the audio from that Anderson Cooper 360 clip about the sun bear cubs.
"Oh look, he's falling asleep!"
"Oh look, he's falling asleep!"
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Holy crap. This thing is brilliant. What happened to that reporter? Is he still working there? Because that is a man who is having fun with his job.
And the way he says everything completely seriously... this guy needs to be on the Daily Show. There's no way he's not in on the joke.
And the way he says everything completely seriously... this guy needs to be on the Daily Show. There's no way he's not in on the joke.
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@8— ohmygod. I'm so sorry. How embarrassing. I'll take this post down immediately. I hope I didn't waste any of the time you were spending doing fucking nothing with your life.
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"It was an adrenaline rush, and I think maybe you can only take one of those a year."
What a sad way to live your life.
What a sad way to live your life.
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@7: Funny, I thought this looked exactly how like how a Daily Show parody of a local newscast about a bear sighting would look.
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if we are counting down to the time when real news and the Onion become one and the same, we are in the eleventh hour folks.
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