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Health / Sex / Hetero / Film / The Ladies "Do You Want to Touch What You See?"
Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 3:27 PM
Listen up, people. This is a real movie:
And you can watch it TONIGHT (7 pm, Rendezvous, free) at BadMovieArt (which I previously wrote about here). BadMovieArt is FUN. A smart person would not miss Samurai Cop. Are you a smart person? Have you been circumcised?
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I wonder if this was the inspiration for the porn acting between Amber Waves & Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights.
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That movie has nothing on this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0199912/ - It's like everything bad wrapped up in an 90 minute package.
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Better with the sound off. Love that Fabio hair. I prefer brunets, but dude needs some highlights if you catch my drift.
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1. Michael Bay just found the writers for the next Transformers movie...
2. Am I alone in wondering where Keyboard Cat was?
2. Am I alone in wondering where Keyboard Cat was?
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Dude, Lindy, you missed a spectacular show. Drink when you see a wig! Drink when the DVD skips! Hey, look--boobs/naked chicks without any warning! Drink!
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Dude, Lindy, you missed a spectacular show. Drink when you see a wig! Drink when the DVD skips! Hey, look--boobs/naked chicks without any warning! Drink!
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