It's hilarious. I'm too drunk to recreate it for you, but basically, Ted Kennedy, the most sad-sack figure in history—because his political successes were utterly overwhelmed by loss and sadness and alcoholism and tragedy and a puffy face and [insert one or two more free-floating pejoratives here]—has died at his house in Cape Cod...
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Are You Watching the Fox News Coverage of Ted Kennedy's Death?
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