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News & ArtsTuesday, August 25, 2009
Sex / Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Website of the Day
Posted by Bethany Jean Clement on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 9:05 AM
It's entirely SFW. The layout looks like it might be an organic-produce delivery website, and here's some sample verbiage:
We are the first and only Sex Toy Recycling Program that is nationally recognized as a Green Certified Business. Ninety percent (90%) of items we receive are recycled by material specific recycling centers. To clarify, the rubber, silicone, hard plastics, metals, motors, e-waste, and packaging are all separated and sent to designated recycling facilities...
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According to Google maps street view, the mailing address is right next to a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Make your own joke (and sorry if I got the song stuck in your head.)
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Somehow, the idea of making Barbies from used butt plugs amuses me. Or maybe the Bratz dolls would be more appropriate...
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