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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on Tue, Aug 25, 2009 at 7:07 AM

Propofol, Lorazepam, and Midazolam: The drug combination which may have killed the King of Pop.

Kidnapping, Now With Better Oversight: Obama administration will continue rendition program, promises not to torture.

"Plausible Scenario": Presidential advisory panel warns of 30,000-90,000 swine flu deaths in US this fall. Our impending doom will be tracked by satellites.

Wal-Wars: Virginia town battles over building Wal-Mart on civil war battlefield.

Shootout Settlement : City pays $127,000 to woman struck by stray bullet.

This Is Discrimination! Festivus poles banned from state capitol during holidays.

That Could Pay, Like, 12 Teacher Salaries: $118,911 worth of equipment has disappeared from Seattle classrooms in the last few years.

Interspecies Relations: Finally, caterpillars explained.

Good morning! Here's the trailer for the new Michael Moore movie:

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10,000 men died in the Battle of the Wilderness so we could enjoy cheap toys from China and $4.00 packs of tube-socks.

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on August 25, 2009 at 7:26 AM

The new Rendition policy makes me very proud to be an American and a Democrat.

Posted by Hip Hip Hurray! on August 25, 2009 at 7:37 AM

1
and it would be a shame to let their sacrifice have been in vain

Posted by Blue Light Special on August 25, 2009 at 7:39 AM

Is it just me or is Michael Moore the most Disgusting Lying Sack of Shit to ever waddle behind a camera?

Posted by Vomitus on August 25, 2009 at 7:40 AM

So when is Slog going to blow the lid off the $9Trillion ObamaDebt Scandal??

Posted by never. t'ain't ButtSex, ya'know on August 25, 2009 at 7:44 AM

How long will Slog coverup the fact that 53% of all new Swine Flu cases in America are Homosexual men?

Posted by Oink Oink on August 25, 2009 at 7:45 AM

@ 4, it's just you.

Posted by Matt from Denver on August 25, 2009 at 8:01 AM

# 4, its you.

Posted by Tom on August 25, 2009 at 8:02 AM

@2 - 6: Bite Me.

Go Mike Go!

Posted by Betsy Ross on August 25, 2009 at 8:13 AM

7-9
thanks, girls-
I didn't think it was me...

Posted by Regurgitis on August 25, 2009 at 8:35 AM

@4 - I agree with you. And I find it funny that such a fat ass slob would have such a grievence with the American consumption.

(I stole that joke from Greg Geraldo)

Posted by JF on August 25, 2009 at 8:38 AM

@6

It's True!

roll the shocking video from Westcrest Park:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJ…

Posted by cccqwerty123@yahoo.com on August 25, 2009 at 8:43 AM

(oops- let's try again)

@6

It's True!

roll the shocking video from Westcrest Park:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJ…

Posted by . on August 25, 2009 at 8:45 AM

Go Michael GO!!!!

But cut down on those carbs would ya?!?

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 25, 2009 at 8:50 AM

He looks like he's lost some weight to me.

Posted by Matt from Denver on August 25, 2009 at 8:55 AM

MIA knows how to lay down a track, she could make me want to watch just about anything.

Posted by Carollani

on August 25, 2009 at 9:12 AM

i cant beleive michael moore hasnt' bin diported yet

Posted by america rocks on August 25, 2009 at 9:16 AM

@15 - i agree. But the dude still needs to buy two airplane tickets when flying.

Posted by JF on August 25, 2009 at 9:21 AM

how the FUCK do you stay awake with Lorazepam and Midazolam in your system?

Posted by Max Solomon on August 25, 2009 at 9:37 AM

Michael Moore needs to work on his tactics being less annoying. US govt is corrupt?!?! ZOMG!

Posted by mAlissa on August 25, 2009 at 10:24 AM

@20,

He's built his career on annoying tactics.

Posted by keshmeshi on August 25, 2009 at 10:54 AM

Oh god. I'd sort of hoped Moore had died a quiet death.
And on an only vaguely related note, does EVERYTHING need to use the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack these days?

Posted by Ehlyah on August 25, 2009 at 11:15 AM

@4 - it's you.

That said, I'm hoping everyone will join in the Last Supper of the Noodly One that we'll be holding in Sea-Tac this year, as the Baby Jesus and Baby Mohammed join Lord Krishna in coloring their place mats while we all share a nice spaghetti dinner with meatballs.

Posted by Will in Seattle