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Friday, August 21, 2009

Sex / Visual Art When Turkey-Wang Meets Pussy-Ham

Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Aug 21, 2009 at 3:14 PM

I awoke this morning to find three photographs in my Inbox:

There's a sexual math equation waiting to be made here, but I don't quite know what it is.

Thanks to Leah, Catherine, Sean, Melissa, and the streets of Chicago and New York. And also the English language for containing the phrase "erection cream."

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Porn Star Hard. I like it. I say we start using that in everyday speach.

"That math test was porn star hard"

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on August 21, 2009 at 3:25 PM

@ 1:
or "my biscuits turned out porn star hard" *

*=but they weren't so bad if you put some whipped erection cream on 'em

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on August 21, 2009 at 3:39 PM

What is the active ingredient in erection cream, anyway? Calcium?

Posted by w7ngman

on August 21, 2009 at 3:52 PM

Isn't the top image a chicken, as in "choking the . . . ?"

Posted by DOUG.

on August 21, 2009 at 3:56 PM

i didn't notice that sean michaels played morpheus in matrix - reloaded. huh. there sure were a lot of boners in that movie...?

Posted by ingopixel on August 21, 2009 at 4:10 PM

5. Brings new meaning to "jacking in"

Posted by Gomez

on August 21, 2009 at 4:14 PM

I could really go for some pussy ham right about now.

Posted by laterite on August 21, 2009 at 4:41 PM

Just yuck.

Posted by meowmeowkitty on August 21, 2009 at 5:52 PM

I think I'd rather have your inbox than my own. I always get "Nastiest babes drilled in the stables," Crazy chicks cum among crops and cattle," and "Haystack porking shot on quality tape."

And yes, it's all spelled correctly, too.

Posted by TVDinner

on August 21, 2009 at 6:39 PM

FATB.

Posted by Elepants Skeletown on August 21, 2009 at 7:41 PM

it's the dicken!!

Posted by artstarbang on August 21, 2009 at 9:01 PM

Note to all the guys who want to fuck like a porn star - erection cream works much better in the form of pill.

Posted by seandr on August 21, 2009 at 10:15 PM

Lindy, I think someone was sharing that it would take erection cream to survive going down on you.

Posted by MAO Inhibiting on August 22, 2009 at 7:32 AM

Porn star hard? That's an oxymoron. Early porn used to be laughable because the male stars' freakish members would only get loofah sponge hard.

Posted by Cork on August 22, 2009 at 8:42 AM

The first picture is a stencil I've seen all over Williamsburg, Brooklyn. They're made by an artist who refers to him(or her)self as "DICKCHICKEN." The motherfucker is truly ubiquitous.

Posted by Gleb Kiselov on August 22, 2009 at 9:50 AM

I hear that dickchicken makes some amazing pizza!!!

Posted by FLYNRBT on August 23, 2009 at 12:02 AM