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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Film / The Ladies What Have I Become?

Posted by Lindy West on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 10:13 AM

You know when you're looking for a clip from the movie White Chicks to illustrate a post about how obviously criminal a White Chicks sequel is, and then what you find is this:

And then you're all laughing over your morning yogurt like a complete White Chicks fan? (Because of the part where he walks a thousand miles?) And you don't even know yourself anymore? Something's gone wrong today. Thanks for the identity crisis, Keenen Ivory.

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Such a beautiful clip. That guy is having the time of his life, just sittin' in a car with a favorite song.

It's probably pretty easy to let a gem of humanity slip through the White Chicks shitfest. But still, the juxtaposition does make one's brain spin.

Posted by iflurry

on August 18, 2009 at 10:19 AM

OMG ROFLMAO!

Posted by Loveschild

on August 18, 2009 at 10:30 AM

That movie sucked, but it still made me laugh.

Posted by NumberOne on August 18, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Movies about black cops who have to wear silly disguises have totally jumped the shark.

Posted by Wicked Virgin

on August 18, 2009 at 10:51 AM

CUNT LINDY WEST FANZ I WILL INSNUFFLATE YO BIZNESS AND THEN ERADICATE IT.

LINDY OBVIOUSLY IDENTIFIES WITH THE WHITE GIRL... LIKE:

"NEED 2 HAV TINI DAWG"

"OMG BLAX R SCARY JK LOL"

"SMILE AWKWARD IZ NEW BE KEWL"

"SRSLY. BLAX FREAK ME OUT. BUT IM NUT RASCIST."

UUUUUU FUCKING FUCK RARG.

Posted by LaRiiiiM0RrrHAwtiiii696969

on August 18, 2009 at 11:15 AM

@ 5 you mean nuked the fridge?

Posted by NumberOne on August 18, 2009 at 11:15 AM

Yeah lets have a sequel, maybe they will get it right, like in face-off.

Posted by Fenrox on August 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM

@2 Loveschild. Please don't take the name of the Lord thy God in vain by using it in internet acronyms, for the Lord will not hold you guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Posted by datajunkie on August 18, 2009 at 12:12 PM

I'm with #3. It's bad, not even good enough to really be offensive, but I laughed. Or at least I kept staring at it. Also, almost everything that comes out of Terry Crews' mouth is great (see also: President Camacho).

Posted by Dougsf on August 18, 2009 at 12:12 PM

That's only funny out of context.

Posted by disintegrator

on August 18, 2009 at 12:14 PM

Remember when "1000 miles" was playing EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING by EVERYONE but as annoying as it was, you still had a little glimmer of happiness at the bottom of your small, black heart? That's why I find this clip hilarious.

Posted by low_sea on August 18, 2009 at 1:04 PM