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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Robert Novak, Prince of Darkness...

Posted by on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 9:08 AM

...dead.

 

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Baconcat 1
Lived about 79 years too long
Posted by Baconcat on August 18, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 2
I hope he suffered, I hope his family goes broke as his insurance decides that his treatment really can't be covered.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 18, 2009 at 9:14 AM
monkey 3
uhm, sniff?
Posted by monkey on August 18, 2009 at 9:16 AM
4
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Posted by 2Bad on August 18, 2009 at 9:17 AM
5
I don't actively wish illness or death for anybody.

Having said that - that's one sonuvabitch I ain't gonna miss.
Posted by Night night on August 18, 2009 at 9:21 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 6
Well, it's not as good as if he'd died 10 (or 40) years ago, but it's better than if he was still alive.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on August 18, 2009 at 9:24 AM
MacCrocodile 7
Man, I hate to be one of those people who relishes in the death of a sick old man, but that sick old man was one enormous asshole.
Posted by MacCrocodile on August 18, 2009 at 9:29 AM
NinjaJohnson 8
I think we're all being a bit hasty in our celebrations. If watching horror movies has taught me anything, it's that a motherfucker that evil can't stay dead for long.
Posted by NinjaJohnson on August 18, 2009 at 9:32 AM
stinkbug 9
Hey Dan, completely opposite of Robert Novak is Garfunkel & Oates. Why haven't there been any recent slog postings about their shows which are days away? Or about their just released (mp3) album? We need a break from all these gloom and doom postings about deaths and crashes!
Posted by stinkbug on August 18, 2009 at 9:39 AM
heywhatsit!? 10
Hooray!
Posted by heywhatsit!? on August 18, 2009 at 9:45 AM
11
How can they tell?
Posted by Smartypants on August 18, 2009 at 9:47 AM
raindrop 12
It really doesn't matter whether Novak was adversarial to your political dispositions. He was interesting and worth hearing. To say otherwise demonstrates closed-mindedness and provinciality.
Posted by raindrop on August 18, 2009 at 9:49 AM
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please go to hell
Posted by K?tx! on August 18, 2009 at 9:53 AM
Beetlecat 14
@12 heh. that's all I got for ya.
Posted by Beetlecat on August 18, 2009 at 9:57 AM
15
From HuffPo: "He was diagnosed with a brain tumor in July 2008, less than a week after he struck a pedestrian in downtown Washington with his Corvette and drove away."

Y'all shouldn't feel bad because karma's the bitch.
Posted by Allie G. on August 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM
stinkbug 16
@13: That's where I'm headed to on Friday.
Posted by stinkbug on August 18, 2009 at 10:08 AM
levide 17
"If Communism goes, I've still got the U.S. House of Representatives." - Robert Novak

Talk about your provinciality, @12. I will say he had the correct perspective on Israel (equating the occupation of the West Bank with Apartheid), but outside of that he was a complete and total antediluvian scumbag. Rest In Peace, I guess. Scumbag.
Posted by levide on August 18, 2009 at 10:09 AM
Rob in Baltimore 18
Well, DC pedestrians are safer today.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on August 18, 2009 at 10:10 AM
19
I hope he got what he deserved.
Posted by lily on August 18, 2009 at 10:12 AM
jnmend 20
I usually feel at least a tinge of sympathy when batshit right-wingers die, but not this one.
Posted by jnmend on August 18, 2009 at 10:24 AM
21
Time to polish my grave dancing shoes.
Posted by PizmoSF on August 18, 2009 at 10:28 AM
22
they're also trashing Novak on the WashPost comments section -
"http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postmor…"
Posted by Chas Redmond on August 18, 2009 at 10:29 AM
DOUG. 23
And Ted Kennedy lives!
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on August 18, 2009 at 11:07 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 24
@12 - OK, I'm closed-minded and provincial. Also petty, spiteful and mean-spirited. Yay!
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on August 18, 2009 at 11:07 AM
Bauhaus I 25
I was taught never to speak ill of the dead, but it's hard to remain silent about this guy. He possessed and encouraged such meanness and hatred towards good people and ideas that it has to be said that his passing is - at the very least - a relief. Maybe his brain tumor was responsible for at least some of his vitriol. He unjustly had a very comfortable earthly existence. The best thing that I can say about this is that his poison spewing is over.
Posted by Bauhaus I on August 18, 2009 at 11:34 AM
brandon 26
I would normally think of something wittier that hasn't been said but I think what we were all saying when Jerry Fallwell died still applies:

Ding Dong the Bitch Is Dead.
Posted by brandon on August 18, 2009 at 11:39 AM
Vince 27
Dead stinking corpse! Finally a Robert Novak I can like.
Posted by Vince on August 18, 2009 at 11:51 AM
gttim 28
Did somebody stake him?
Posted by gttim on August 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM
Will in Seattle 29
Remember, always use an iron spade or shovel to remove the head of the undead, put garlic in its mouth and turn the head backwards, and a wooden stake in the heart.

But incineration works in a pinch.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 18, 2009 at 12:18 PM
30
May God have mercy on his wicked soul.... nah, on second thought, may he burn in his own private Hell.

Or maybe be reincarnated as a very poor, gay, black woman in the middle of Africa.
Posted by Schweighsr on August 18, 2009 at 12:44 PM
31
You guys know he was against the Iraq invasion, right? Unlike the guy who posted this
Posted by Reader1 on August 18, 2009 at 12:51 PM
johnyawl 32
@31 Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

And while I like Dan Savage, and agree with much of what he writes, I'm sure even he'll admit that he has sometimes had his head buried deap in his ass.

Novak, on the other hand, was born, lived, and will be buried with his head up his ass.
Posted by johnyawl on August 18, 2009 at 1:51 PM
YeahMeToo 33
@12 (He was interesting and worth hearing ...)

So are Satan and Sarah Palin interesting, if you're a believer. Let's see what Valerie Plame, and the families of anonymous sources he named, and others touched directly by his evil hatred have to say about him. I say good riddance.
Posted by YeahMeToo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_too on August 18, 2009 at 2:12 PM
34
it's not often that someone dies and my genuine first thought is "good", but that's definitely the case here. im sure it'll be more like "hallefuckinglujah" when bill o'd-bagreilly kicks the can.
Posted by muffin on August 18, 2009 at 4:22 PM
35
A Prince of Darkness may be dead, but the evil Emperor is still out there cackling like the Penguin.
Posted by Learned Hand on August 18, 2009 at 5:06 PM

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