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Monday, August 17, 2009

Would Anyone Object

Posted by on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 1:12 PM

...if I declared "declaring things to have jumped the shark" to have jumped the shark? Because I think it's time.

 

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1
You always jump the shark...this is something that probably should have happened long ago.

However your posts are still an amusing distraction in an otherwise dull day.
Posted by Mantooth on August 17, 2009 at 1:16 PM
2
Can we also add "thrown under the bus"?
Posted by chucklingmonkey on August 17, 2009 at 1:20 PM
Fnarf 3
Shit, I'm sorry, Lindy.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 17, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Lindy West 4
Apology accepted.
Posted by Lindy West on August 17, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Baconcat 5
Saying old memes are old meme is old meme.
Posted by Baconcat on August 17, 2009 at 1:26 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 6
I think posting things like this on Slog has jumped the shark. Don't you think?
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 17, 2009 at 1:32 PM
7
yes, saying "jumped the shark" has jumped the shark has jumped the shark
Posted by meks on August 17, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Wicked Virgin 8
You have to provide a new alternative.
Posted by Wicked Virgin http://userscripts.org/tags/slog on August 17, 2009 at 1:39 PM
9
How about we call it "Throwing the shark under the bus?" Or, do we need a whole new image? Something involving Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck?
Posted by moe on August 17, 2009 at 1:39 PM
Will in Seattle 10
Is this one of the sharks in Shark Tales?

Or maybe the ones in Ponyo?

Cause if it's supposed to refer to Happy Days and Fonz jumping a shark, that was a cool quote ... um ... two decades ago.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 17, 2009 at 1:43 PM
11
GUYS STOP JUMPING THE SHARK!
Posted by Harboo on August 17, 2009 at 1:45 PM
Dougsf 12
You may declare. "Jumped the shark" is to "astute observation!" what that Blansky's Beauties episode with Pinky Tuscedero—who may or may not have actually been Rick Derringer at that point—is to Happy Days.
Posted by Dougsf on August 17, 2009 at 1:51 PM
13
I'd like to rid the English language of "spot on."
Posted by Tria on August 17, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Will in Seattle 14
Boo ya, @13.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 17, 2009 at 2:00 PM
15
@7: Unfortunately, pointing out that "'jumped the shark' has jumped the shark" has jumped the shark...

has itself jumped the shark.

Also, infinite regress has now jumped the shark has well.
Posted by Not Douglas R. Hofstadter on August 17, 2009 at 2:04 PM
DOUG. 16
This post is a Cousin Oliver.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on August 17, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Kris 17
Lindy!!! "Nuked the Fridge" is the new "Jumped the Shark"... Get with the times.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuking_the_…
Posted by Kris on August 17, 2009 at 2:13 PM
christopher575 18
I say we should keep "jumping the shark" but execute anyone who says they "threw up in their mouth a little".
Posted by christopher575 on August 17, 2009 at 2:19 PM
T 19
The problem is that "jump the shark" is used by people who don't understand what it means. Any time there's a bad episode of LOST or The Office or any other show with a devoted fanbase, people are quick to declare the show has jumped the shark just because of one weak episode. Jumping the shark is the point of no return for a show, and The Office did that back when Michael drove his car into a lake or kidnapped a pizza delivery boy (I don't really remember which one happened first, only that they happened close together and the show has been pretty shitty ever since). Maybe "kidnap the pizza boy" should be the new "jump the shark."
Posted by T on August 17, 2009 at 2:24 PM
piminnowcheez 20
Somewhat in agreement with 19, I think that abandoning "jump the shark" just because you're tired of hearing people use/misuse it is counterindicated until another equally artful expression for the same thing is available. "Jump the shark," while common enough now for the cleverness to seem worn off, really is the best expression for what it describes that I know of.
Posted by piminnowcheez on August 17, 2009 at 2:43 PM
Toasterhedgehog 21
I think you should be able to say 'Jumped the Shark' only when you can cite a specific example of a TV show breaking out of its established reality with a turn of plot so preposterous, that it becomes unenjoyable to watch after that point. Most people use the term to mean that they don't like the show any more because it changed, or they feel cool when they get to say that something is bad.
Posted by Toasterhedgehog on August 17, 2009 at 2:49 PM
TVDinner 22
But what will all those smart people on the teevee say now?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 17, 2009 at 3:03 PM
Will in Seattle 23
Nuked the fridge is so last century.

We need something current that won't seem lame a decade or two later.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 17, 2009 at 3:03 PM
w7ngman 24
Meta jumped the shark too, Lindy.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on August 17, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Irena 25
Tell that phrase to take "batshit crazy" and "fucking delicious" with it when it goes.
Posted by Irena on August 17, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Will in Seattle 26
Yeah, meta went out early this decade.

Dang, what to use.

Maybe "Pulled a Palin"?
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on August 17, 2009 at 3:32 PM
Aussie Steve 27
@19, I don't think that the "jumped the shark" episdode was the point of no return for Happy Days. Ritchie was still in it then. It didn't pass the point of no return until Ritchie went to join the army. Actually truth be told, the episode where Ritchie gets married but can't even turn up to his own wedding and the Fonze steps in as proxy is really when Happy Days "jumped the shark" (sorry Lindy). The shark jump wasn't that bad really. It was just like a school excursion - Happy Days just went to the beach for the day.
Posted by Aussie Steve on August 17, 2009 at 4:08 PM
Caroline 28
Can we also add "douche" (and all its bags and nozzles) and "asshat" to the list? Have people completely lost all ability to insult creatively?
Posted by Caroline on August 17, 2009 at 4:15 PM
Quincy 29
"Spot on" and all other Britishisms must go, like "bloody" and "cuppa" and "loo" and all that lot. And "and all that lot," too. That was the last time any one can use that.

Cheerio!

(See how bad it is!?)
Posted by Quincy on August 17, 2009 at 8:21 PM
Gomez 30
How convenient to post this given the Stranger seems to have jumped the shark itself :P
Posted by Gomez http://gomezticator.livejournal.com on August 18, 2009 at 12:28 AM
jakebarker 31
this conversation is almost as stupid as lindy west.
Posted by jakebarker http://jakesdrawings.blogspot.com on August 18, 2009 at 2:13 AM
Josh Bomb 32
"jumped the shark" = "quit the governorship" = "work at a newspaper"
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on August 18, 2009 at 2:54 PM
33
Please tell me that you people, on the other side of the pond, don't really say anything as dopey as that.

Thanks
Posted by Fred34 on August 19, 2009 at 1:07 AM
Uriel-238 34
I think the phrases jumping the shark and growing the beard should only apply to serial fiction of any medium. Provided the terms are used for their original intent, these terms are fine for continued use. Regarding nuking the fridge, or vampires playing baseball, I'm happy to wait for the these phrases to enter common parlance before adopting them myself.

That said, the life and times of Sarah Palin cannot jump the shark. She's a real person. As I've noted before, to paraphrase West Wing White House Counsel Lionel Tribbey, it's time for her to write her book.

Jumping the shark cannot, itself, jump the shark. It can become cliché, (like accusing someone of Nazism) but I don't think jumping has done that. I think the phrase has become frequently misused and inappropriately applied, (not unlike begging the question), but remains valid and fresh for its original intent.
Posted by Uriel-238 on August 19, 2009 at 1:31 AM

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