Good at Math. Japan's economy gets better, rest of the world feels slightly less fucked.
If I Wanted Socialism I'd Go to Pre-World War II Germany Because Hitler Wanted Socialism and I Hate Hitler. Public option might be dropped.
Way to Not Be a Complete Dick for Once. Burma lets that crazy guy go.
The Man Looks Like a Fucking Hyena. Tom Delay to dance with stars.
See, Because the Name of the Storm Sounds Like Some Porno Lady and Florida has a Suggestive Shape? Get It? Tropical Storm Claudette pounds Florida.
Debbie Downer. Afghanistan death toll reaches 204.
Well That's That Then. Usain Bolt wins running forever.
"I Blame Me." Michael Vick cries about a whole bunch of things, none of which are "committing dog murder."
And It Cost $1 Billion Less than G.I. Joe. District 9 makes money.
BONK! Local woman got bonked.
25 Things You Already Knew About Me Because You Own My Brain and My First-Born Child. Facebook takes over.
Don't Sit on a Wall if You're an Egg. British people are funny.
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