The macaroni-and-cheese PANCAKES at Blue Plate in Santa Monica.

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They're to die for—literally die, slowly, of heart disease. But they're so totally delicious—particularly when you wash 'em down with two glasses of white wine, a Kobe beef hotdog, and some butterscotch pudding.

UPDATE: One of my lunch companions saw this post and called to remind me that I also had a bowl of turkey chili.