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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Film I Would Just Like to Point Out That I Did Not Use the Words "Poop" or "Barf" EVEN ONCE in My Column This Week.

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Aug 13, 2009 at 3:06 PM

Ta-daaaaaaaah!

(It's about vampires, and vampires don't poo.)

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Well dang, that shoots down the idea I had for a Twilight/Lestat fanfic.

Posted by Baconcat on August 13, 2009 at 4:12 PM

How do you know vampires don't poop? All that blood has to go somewhere, you know.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on August 13, 2009 at 4:22 PM

So, if you were sitting on the potty, and a vampire bit you, kind of like how mosquitoes do, then wouldn't you spend an eternity being constipated?

Yuck. Even if @2 is probably right.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on August 13, 2009 at 4:44 PM

We're all so proud of you, Lindy. You're strong.

One day at a time.

Posted by MacCrocodile on August 13, 2009 at 4:51 PM

Congratulations! You didn't even use the phrase "you guys" in this one once, and almost spoke to your readers as intellectual peers, as opposed to drinking buddies.

Posted by j.lee on August 13, 2009 at 4:56 PM

Oh yeah, what an accomplishment Lindy.

5th grade reading level
130 lbs overweight writing level

I think writing YA fiction would stretch you to the breaking point. You can scarcely read it and review it in any sort of comprehensible manner.

Posted by Tricyclic on August 13, 2009 at 7:15 PM

I wonder if female vampires menstruate?

That would make for some fucked up fetish porn.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 13, 2009 at 7:43 PM

Haha.

Posted by Masi on August 13, 2009 at 8:26 PM

I love you all, thank you for the laughs.

Posted by kim in portland

on August 13, 2009 at 10:34 PM

well that's progress, Lindy... but have I told you yet how much I'd like to read your review of this film? It's one of those movies that makes you poop and barf at the same time.

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