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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hetero African Laughter

Posted by on Thu, Aug 6, 2009 at 2:35 PM

HuffPo reports:

NAIROBI, Kenya — A Kenyan man's offer of 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton's hand in marriage may still be on the table — and Hillary Rodham Clinton has promised to convey the "very kind offer" to her daughter.

This is the chance of a lifetime!
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1
That's alot to give up to get an ugly chick.
Posted by Holy Roller on August 6, 2009 at 2:42 PM
kid icarus 2
You're totally on a roll this week, Mr. Mudede.
Posted by kid icarus http://absintheandoranges.com/ on August 6, 2009 at 2:49 PM
Akbar Fazil 3
"You're totally a troll this week, Mr. Mudede."

There Icarus, I fixed it for you.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on August 6, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
It would take a lot more than that to get me to live in Kenya.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 6, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Greg 5
How good of an offer is this, for Kenya? 20 cows seems kinda steep, but maybe because her parents are well-connected?
Posted by Greg on August 6, 2009 at 3:02 PM
6
But he's got a 12 inch cock...
Posted by Whatever Say I on August 6, 2009 at 3:07 PM
7

Time to light sixteen candles while meeting with a breakfast club while playing a Don't You Forget about Me/If You Leave medley.

Sounds like the plot to a HI-larious 80s comedy written by John Hughs and starring Molly Ringwald as the richy rich daughter of prominent people. Heck, that would work now. Someone call Britney Murphy.
Posted by CommonKnowledge on August 6, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Max Solomon 8
chelsea probably won't give up her sweet fresh-out-of-undergrad 150K/yr "consulting" job for that.
Posted by Max Solomon on August 6, 2009 at 3:20 PM
blank12357 9
@1 Chelsea Clinton is hot. I'd totally buy her.
Posted by blank12357 on August 6, 2009 at 3:24 PM
10
I always thought she was kind of cute. Reminds me of the chick correspondent (not Samantha Bee) on the Daily Show who comes on once in a while. Completely adorable and charming.
Posted by Gloria on August 6, 2009 at 3:31 PM
smade 11
Why is there a photo of Morgan Freeman and Terri Garr attached to this post?
Posted by smade on August 6, 2009 at 3:49 PM
Greg 12
Also, won't this guy be waiting for a reply from the parents, not their chattel?
Posted by Greg on August 6, 2009 at 3:50 PM
McGee 13
Fixed posts are the prop comedy of internet snark.
Posted by McGee on August 6, 2009 at 4:48 PM
14
Doesn't Barrack Obama have a wife already?
Posted by King Sunny Ade on August 6, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Zoroastronomer 15
Chelsea Clinton doesn't need any more goats, so fuck you all.
Posted by Zoroastronomer on August 6, 2009 at 9:39 PM

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