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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The Party of No Joy

Posted by on Wed, Aug 5, 2009 at 9:49 AM

In this world, the Obama era, there is no such thing as good news for the right. HuffPo reports:

Euna Lee and Laura Ling are safe at home and in the warm embrace of loved ones and it's hard to feel bad about this. But, since Bill Clinton has a hand in their release, someone's got to step up and naysay the effort, and predictably, that task has fallen to former UN ambassador and noted rage-walrus John Bolton, who says the "Clinton trip is a significant propaganda victory for North Korea, whether or not he carried an official message from President Obama."
Everything is bad; no joy exists. Here positive and negative news are leveled. There is no distinction between the two. The positive is the same as negative. Good news is just more bad news.

 

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Imagine that, an artifact of the neoconservative movement desperately trying to remain relevant.

Fuck off bolton, your ideology failed miserably.
Posted by vailripper on August 5, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Max Solomon 2
bolton's half right: it was a propaganda victory for kim. he gets to play the merciful ruler for his subjects.

but outside NK, the rest of the planet still thinks he's a paranoid joke.
Posted by Max Solomon on August 5, 2009 at 9:54 AM
3
Couldn't Bill have traded John Bolton for the people being held? Definitely on condition that he never be released?
Posted by qwerty on August 5, 2009 at 10:01 AM
4
War is Peace?

Also, "rage-walrus." Haha
Posted by Doldo on August 5, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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you girls don't get it.
Bolton is just going thru the kabuki theatre motions of Conservative Outrage.
It is part of keeping Obama bitchslapped in line.
Posted by You realize your asses belong to us, right? on August 5, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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Yes, anonymous commenter pretending to have authority, we know that is the attempt.
Posted by Doldo on August 5, 2009 at 10:21 AM
lark 7
Good Morning Charles,
I believe former Pres. Bill Clinton is to be commended. Outstanding work. But, both Bolton and Huffpo are highly biased. They cancel each other out. That was to be expected.
Posted by lark on August 5, 2009 at 10:31 AM
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You know, the left now says exactly the same shit about the right that the right said about the left during the Bush years. And I mean exactly the same shit. This post could be taken word-for-word from Powerline Blog or any of the other right-wing rags from the last 8 years.

Voters didn't reject Republicans because the conservative ideology is a failure anymore than the Soviet Union collapsed because "communism just doesn't work." Voters rejected Republicans because the current Republican leadership are a bunch of incompetent hacks.

But Bill Clinton is the one who signed our economy over to China, and Obama is continuing that legacy with a trickle-down economic stimulus plan, a half-a-loaf healthcare plan (which, in addition to being useless will, like AFDC, will give Republicans something to shoot at for the next 20 years), and a total failure of leadership on DADT, DOMA, etc.

Too bad the Stranger can't articulate a more progressive populist vision of what the Democratic party should be doing. Charles and Golob are the only people there who think outside the box economically, and Charles is a boring drunken clown, and Golob, though I love him, can't make his messages digestible. Surely Dan Savage could shape a progressive populist message but Dan, like most Stranger writers, is basically just a yuppie with a yuppie's priorities: his own political enfranchisement and short-term economic and social security.

It's a fucking tragedy, really.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on August 5, 2009 at 10:31 AM
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I wonder if Republicans can see what a farce they've become. I doubt it. But I do wonder.
Posted by Kool-Aid now in a range of neocon flavors on August 5, 2009 at 10:36 AM
The Amazing Jim 10
They also are attacking the cash-for-clunkers. The wing-nutters just cannot recognize success, and so they fear and lash out at what they find unfamiliar.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on August 5, 2009 at 10:47 AM
The Amazing Jim 11
They also are attacking the cash-for-clunkers. The wing-nutters just cannot recognize success, and so they fear and lash out at what they find unfamiliar.
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on August 5, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Mahtli69 12
If this was a propaganda victory for North Korea, does Bolton think that having two Americans stuck in a labor camp is a propaganda victory for the United States?
Posted by Mahtli69 on August 5, 2009 at 10:57 AM
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John Bolton is a huge Jimmy Buffet fan.
Posted by Proteus on August 5, 2009 at 11:48 AM
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For neocons, any victory without the death of a large number of foreigners in a hollow one.
Posted by butterw on August 5, 2009 at 12:06 PM
foolish-rain 15
Simple fix. Just drop Bolton into the middle of North Korea and don't negotiate for his release. Let them to try him as a spy and send him off to do hard labor. It's a win-win. Unless Greenpeace gets involved on marine mammal cruelty grounds...
Posted by foolish-rain on August 5, 2009 at 12:49 PM
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What's with the simplistic either/or for news stories? Very few things in life are black and white, except for your world view, Charles.

Isn't it possible that this could be both a feel-good-happy-ending news story AND a well-played propaganda boon for everyone's favorite Dear Leader?

Will something of yours rupture if you try thinking beyond your safe, well-worn comfort zones?
Posted by rexmundane on August 5, 2009 at 5:43 PM

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