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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

??!! Not Available Where Penises Are Sold

Posted by on Wed, Aug 5, 2009 at 4:26 PM

 

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1
Is this a HUMP entry?

If no, it certainly fucking should be.
Posted by Ackham on August 5, 2009 at 4:33 PM
Alicia 2
Takes about six minutes, does it? Sounds about right.
Posted by Alicia http://aliciaaho.com on August 5, 2009 at 5:19 PM
3
this is beyond awesome!
Posted by high and bi on August 5, 2009 at 5:27 PM
4
I cannot believe this is a serious ad for a legitimate product.
Posted by jade on August 5, 2009 at 6:10 PM
5
This is perhaps shedding some light on Michelle Obama's arms.
Posted by twogaydads on August 5, 2009 at 6:28 PM
6
I needed that deep laugh. Thanks!
Posted by Timothy on August 5, 2009 at 6:33 PM
7
My favorite part is when they cite a "study done at a prestigious California university." Heh.
Posted by kc16 on August 5, 2009 at 6:51 PM
saxfanatic 8
"(T)he Shake Weight defines your biceps, triceps, shoulders and jats."

I have never heard of the "jat" muscles. Then again, I never attended a prestigious California university either.
Posted by saxfanatic on August 5, 2009 at 7:43 PM
kim in portland 9
Now they tell me. Damn, here I have been doing chin ups, pull ups, and push ups. Apparently, I just needed to make my husband smile six minutes every day.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on August 5, 2009 at 10:06 PM
TVDinner 10
I wonder if it'd double up as a meat tenderizer...
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 5, 2009 at 10:11 PM
11
Couldn't be any worse than that new vibrating mascara, right?
Posted by Jerry on August 5, 2009 at 11:16 PM
12
That video reminds me of my bedtime routine.

You know, except the behind the head part, I am not quite that flexible.
Posted by Learned Hand on August 5, 2009 at 11:38 PM
13
"Dynamic Inertia" ?

I thought that is how I got flabby arms in the first place.
Posted by jnonymous on August 5, 2009 at 11:44 PM
14
Great. Now all I need is for slog to post a link to an informercial for a revolutionary new palm shaving device, because mine are getting a little hairy from all those upper body workouts I've been giving myself lately.
Posted by Another Andrew on August 6, 2009 at 1:36 AM
15
Tee hee.
Posted by laurelgardner http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5877570 on August 6, 2009 at 8:14 AM
16
What does it taste like?
Posted by butterw on August 6, 2009 at 9:31 AM
17
Somebody needs to Foley this thing to add some nice slurpy sounds.
Posted by Evil Jenny on August 7, 2009 at 1:27 PM

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