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Sports Seattle Sounders vs. San Jose Earthquakes Match Open Thread
Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sun, Aug 2, 2009 at 1:00 PM
If you see something, say something. The game's on KONG 6. We're halfway through and doing terribly. One goal against us—an own goal.
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Jesus, we suck today. Is there anyone on the team besides Keller who doesn't get an F for the day? Alonso?
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Gorgeous ball control by Wandolowski. Head, knee, foot, tip, tap, tip, all while covering thirty yards, then the perfect slot pass. They are eating us alive now. We're gallumphing like we have deep-sea diver boots on.
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Worst game this year. San Jose's pitch is embarrassing, though; it's like half-size. Youth soccer pitch. And that grass is appalling. But no excuses; even the grotesque bogus red card on Riley isn't the reason we lost. We lost because we sucked.
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If there's one thing our team's expansion-team-bad at, it's clearing the ball out of our penalty area. No wonder Keller's screaming at his defensemen all the time.
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Also, any doubt at this point that Ljungberg's the team MVP? This team's attack looks so punchless without him.
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