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Thursday, July 30, 2009

??!! / Science Very Well! The People Have Spoken!

Posted by on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Re: Should I pour it in my hand? 90% say yes.

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All right. That's that then. Thanks for playing!

Immediately after this photo was taken, the glob fell to the ground where it got a hair on it and became too gross to exist. Its new home is the garbage.

 

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1
did it make you skinny?

hey how does it feel when your boss rails against fat people from a computer in the next room?
Posted by TYU45 on July 30, 2009 at 2:49 PM
2
YAY!!!!

What did it feel like? Wet and cold, yet solid? Slimy, but not quite slime???

Wow ... inner 12 year surfacing here apparently ...
Posted by Take it all in on July 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM
3
I will not make a sexually suggestive comment. Nope, not me. Nuh uh, ain't gonna happen. No sirree bob. I will not, not, NOT mention Martian massage and happy ending in the same sentence. Damn! Sorry.
Posted by Not really me. on July 30, 2009 at 3:16 PM
4
That happened to me once when I had a cold and used my hand to block a sneeze.
Posted by carrma on July 30, 2009 at 3:18 PM
5
Shinji Ikari says: "Thanks for the pic!"
Posted by Shameful anime reference on July 30, 2009 at 3:34 PM
6
Aside from satisfying curiosity and bending to the will of the people, did you learn anything about the as-yet-undetermined purpose of said goo at any point during the goo-on-hand proceedings?
Posted by bitethemailman on July 30, 2009 at 3:44 PM
The Amazing Jim 7
All glory to the Hypno-Toad....
Posted by The Amazing Jim http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=100000076496291&ref=profile on July 30, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Will in Seattle 8
Why do you hate the environment so?

You should have put it in your reusable bag, not the trash.

And paid me 25 cents for getting hair on it.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Josh Bomb 9
bbbbbut i voted no!
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on July 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Shelby 10
Why wasn't there the option for dumping the goo on your face? Based on a SLOG discussion several days ago, I think the men would enjoy it.
Posted by Shelby on July 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Christin 11
Oh! We were voting on your HAND, not your HEAD? I suppose I read the You Can't Do That On Television reference and were trying to decide whether to self-slime.

Now I'm bummed. I'd taken "get it all over my hands" as a given.
Posted by Christin on July 30, 2009 at 4:05 PM
Zebes 12
I guess I'm just a huge geek for thinking of Ninja Turtles instead of Nickelodeon.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on July 30, 2009 at 5:14 PM
13
There is heat relief in there somewhere.
Posted by Senor Guy on July 30, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Geni 14
Looks like a bad sinus infection to me. Next time, use a paper towel instead of a puny little tissue.
Posted by Geni on July 30, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Super Jesse 15
oh no, now yer gonna get hand cancer!
Posted by Super Jesse on July 30, 2009 at 6:44 PM
blank12357 16
Meh. Now that its all over, I feel kinda empty.

Do you have any cereal?
Posted by blank12357 on July 30, 2009 at 11:05 PM
17
You can buy this stuff in a gumball machine for like 25 cents. As promo swag goes, it sure ain't the USB thumb drives of yesteryear.
Posted by K on July 31, 2009 at 12:48 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 18
@10: Oh yeah. I would have paid money to see that.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 31, 2009 at 12:59 PM

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