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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sex A Horsefucker Who Lived To Tell the Tale

Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 2:28 PM

Because unlike the late Enumclaw horsefuckee, this guy's a top. But horsefuckery remains a dangerous game:

A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a horse, while on probation for having sex with the same horse. Rodell Vereen, 50, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly's shotgun-toting owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act.... When Kenley pointed a shotgun at Vereen, he claimed to be looking for a bathroom.

The name of the horse: Sugar.

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As Conan quipped last night, "This guy just can't take neigh for an answer"

hehe

Posted by Parker Todd on July 30, 2009 at 2:30 PM

Fuck your own horse.

Posted by Vince on July 30, 2009 at 2:35 PM

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on July 30, 2009 at 2:38 PM

Craig Ferguson, last night: "Doesn't he understand that neigh means neigh?"

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on July 30, 2009 at 2:39 PM

It seems like all the crazy stories lately are coming out of South Carolina. It is the new Florida.

Posted by danhowes

on July 30, 2009 at 2:40 PM

I really want to feed my special almond-flavored milk shake to anyone who wants to fuck non-consenting, non-adult animals outside one's own species. Think how nicer the world would be.

Posted by Bauhaus I on July 30, 2009 at 2:44 PM

How dare you release the victim's name! Have you no shame, sir?

Posted by Wicked Virgin

on July 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM

Filly? More like fill-ee mirite?

Posted by T on July 30, 2009 at 3:36 PM

Use of the term "filly" is incorrect anyway, as the horse in question was 21. The correct term for a female horse of that age is "mare".

Posted by bella

on July 30, 2009 at 3:44 PM

I blame Mark Sanford.

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on July 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM

This is a real tale of whoa.

Posted by kitschnsync on July 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Give me some sugar du du de do doo doo

Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 4:10 PM

The poll on the NY Daily News site is also hilarious:

What should happen to this man?

O - This is horrible! Jail for life.

O - He needs mental help, NOW!

O - Nothing. It's an alternative lifestyle, it's his business.

Also funny is the random text I need to enter to post this comment: "Retrot"

Posted by ha ha ha ha on July 30, 2009 at 4:11 PM

Well, he keeps coming back to the same nag instead of getting his own mount. Must be true love....or something.

Posted by yucca flower on July 30, 2009 at 5:18 PM

Excellent. Just excellent.

Posted by Lanis01 on July 30, 2009 at 5:42 PM

Was this gay horsefuckery?

Posted by very bad homo on July 30, 2009 at 6:49 PM

I'd be looking for the bathroom too, if I had a horses cock up my ass and heard a shotgun chambering a round.

Posted by Rain Monkey

on July 30, 2009 at 7:31 PM

The horse was dressed provocatively.

Posted by sirkowski

on July 30, 2009 at 8:11 PM

@17: as Dan noted, this guy is a top and it's a female horse...so no, no cock up the ass in this one.

Posted by gnossos on July 30, 2009 at 9:18 PM

Unstable... Headline writer deserves a sea biscuit.

Posted by Rhett Oracle on July 30, 2009 at 9:35 PM

sweet.

Posted by Brb on July 31, 2009 at 3:51 AM

it was the same horse both times. he's obviously madly in love and just can't get enough.

Posted by nixor on July 31, 2009 at 6:46 AM

I'd be curious to know who this guy (Rodell/horse fucker) voted for in the last presidential election.

...just curious...

Posted by D310 on July 31, 2009 at 10:38 AM

#11 FTW

Posted by JunieGirl on July 31, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Aside from the obvious sickness, the guy obviously has delusions about the size of his dick.....trying to fuck a horse? Please, get over yourself.

Posted by wheels on July 31, 2009 at 5:05 PM

I loved the Boston Legal episode about the guy who was in love with his cow.

Posted by stormblade on August 1, 2009 at 7:06 AM

#2's comment has tears streaming down my face. it's true!!

Posted by sneaks on August 3, 2009 at 2:57 AM

Mrs. Patrick Campbell (the actress) said to George Bernard Shaw about sex: It doesn't matter what you do "as long as you don't do it in the streets and scare the horses"

Posted by Global Traveler on August 3, 2009 at 3:33 AM

Score one for monogamy

Posted by vegetathalas