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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Star Sounders Player Leaves All-Star Game Over Widdle Headache

Posted by on Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 3:30 PM

From the Seattle Times:

[Sounders Freddie Ljungberg] was carted off the field after the game and didn't appear for media interviews. He was taken to a local hospital in an ambulance complaining of a loss of vision from the onset of a migraine, and was to be evaluated.

In unrelated sports jibber jabber, let's travel back in time to the 2006 Seahawks/Panthers playoff game.

[Seattle Seahawks linebacker Lofa] Tatupu played three-plus quarters with what was later diagnosed as a mild concussion and helped the Seahawks complete a declawing of the Panthers that reverberated from Grungeville all the way to Motown.

 

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Max Solomon 1
let's travel back to the 2nd SF/Cincy superbowl when Tim Krumrie had to be given a sedative to stop him from coming back onto the field with a broken leg.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 30, 2009 at 3:39 PM
2
Fuck you. Migraines are not "Widdle Headaches". They can knock the most fit person flat on their backs, or, more likely, in a fetal position unable to stand any light or sound. And yes, when I get them I can't see either. So fuck you. I hope you get a classic migraine and then write about your "widdle headache."
Posted by I'll give you a headache on July 30, 2009 at 3:42 PM
3
I remember when Terrell Davis had to leave games due to the same type of migraines.
Posted by Loss of vision! on July 30, 2009 at 3:44 PM
pissy mcslogbot 4
naw, no way this post is trolling for hits.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on July 30, 2009 at 3:46 PM
Will in Seattle 5
Linebackers are supposed to keep playing after being injured.

It's not the same thing.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on July 30, 2009 at 3:48 PM
6
I once crawled over broken glass for 15 miles with a spear lodged in my temple while swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Cause the ladies love that..
Posted by codswallower on July 30, 2009 at 3:48 PM
Mike in MO 7
yeah, but who would you rather fuck?
Posted by Mike in MO on July 30, 2009 at 3:49 PM
wisepunk 8
look who just got back and is stirring up shit!

2/10 for repetitiveness
Posted by wisepunk on July 30, 2009 at 3:49 PM
w7ngman 9
I realize this post was a joke, but a concussion is far more bearable than loss of vision and sensitivity to light and sound. Which kind of makes it a lame joke, really.

#2 was also lame.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on July 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Shelby 10
An aura before a migraine means it's going to be baaaaaddd.
Posted by Shelby on July 30, 2009 at 3:50 PM
Parker Todd 11
Jonah is a fat ass who doesn't do shit, so mocking athletes is par for the course doosh sports-fan
Posted by Parker Todd on July 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM
Hernandez 12
Migraine headaches are no joke, but having watched Ljundberg flop and dive around on the field a million fucking times, it's hard to not poke some fun at him, even though he's legitimately ill this time. All in all, it's just part of the difference between the two games: taking dives and theatrics are a celebrated part of soccer, and to some extent have some real utility, whereas in football, that shit is flat out not tolerated.
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on July 30, 2009 at 3:54 PM
13
codswallower

AWESOME!

Play through the migraine, hell the blood flow might actually improve your pain. He's not at risk for further damage.

But Totupu! A mild concussion, and still playing? One more hit, and he could have gone limp and could have ended up mentally incapacitated for the rest fo life.

Jackass
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 3:55 PM
14
"a loss of vision from the onset of a migraine,"

By the 5th play of every game this is how an NFL Running Back feels. They just see colors, it's all a blur. Granted they all die by the time they turn 50, but the old saying, "no brain, no pain". Pussy ass hipsters and gays that flock to the Sounders have no real appreciation for a tough game like the NFL or NBA. Plus, too many black people for their liking.
Posted by Soccer...Yawn on July 30, 2009 at 3:56 PM
15
Thing is that migranes make it damn near impossible to think straight, or concentrate on the game.

Attempting to play with a migrane would have not been good for the team, as his game would have sucked.

The only way I've found to be able to function enough to perform a task with a migrane, is to smoke copious amounts of weed.
Posted by Lack Thereof on July 30, 2009 at 3:56 PM
Joh 16
I've seen real men play through curling matches whilst on fire. How about you start watching legitimate sports Jonah?
Posted by Joh on July 30, 2009 at 3:59 PM
schmacky 17
Can't believe I'm falling for your post-building tactic, so I better make this count:

You're a fucking moron! Ahhhh...felt good.
Posted by schmacky on July 30, 2009 at 3:59 PM
merry 18
Only 16 more days till pre-season starts!!

WooHoo!!!!

Posted by merry on July 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM
Fnarf 19
Leaving aside all the drama, the post is inaccurate. Ljungberg played the entire match. His missed penalty ended it, in fact.

Now, if your vaunted concussed gridiron thug refused medical treatment AFTER the game as well.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 4:02 PM
20
Sigh ... I love football. I have no issues with these guys getting paid good money for beating themselves up for my entertainment.

I do draw the line at fucking around with concussions. We are at least so much better at creating better quality of life for players post NFL, and we should continue to do that.

but then again, I'm an organic chemist, I'm going to die young anyways.

God bless America
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 4:05 PM
w7ngman 21
#19 oh snap
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on July 30, 2009 at 4:06 PM
22
All Star Game?

Yeah whereas NFL Players always go all out and play hurt through the Pro Bowl.
Posted by autopsyscully on July 30, 2009 at 4:11 PM
23
If you knew anything about (1) Ljungberg, (2) Migraine headaches, (3) well, anything really, you'd know that he is plagued with migraines and that a bad migraine will have you curled up in the fetal position in a dark room begging to be put out of your misery.
Posted by what an idiot on July 30, 2009 at 4:46 PM
Abby 24
Yeah, he played the whole 90, and if Landon Donovan hadn't been an ass and missed a perfect scoring opportunity (that Freddie provided) then he wouldn't have needed to take the penalty that he missed, probably as the migraine was setting in.

Actually, he's always been notorious for playing through injuries, which might explain why he's here and not in Europe still.
Posted by Abby on July 30, 2009 at 4:58 PM
25
Yeah, screw you dude. I had a migraine yesterday and it is NOT just a widdle headache. You try doing ANYTHING when your whole neurological system is out of whack and misfiring. I get so sick of people who don't have any f'ing clue what they're talking about. Give me a break.
Posted by blahblahblah on July 30, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Fnarf 26
Besides, Tatupu's concussion wasn't serious, because concussion is really only a problem if you have a brain. Linebackers don't have brains.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 5:03 PM
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If the post is incorrect and he played through the headache ... then I stand corrected ... COOL!
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 5:03 PM
heywhatsit!? 28
Correction @26...Seahawks fans don't have brains.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on July 30, 2009 at 5:10 PM
McGee 29
Let's go back to 1985 when Ronnie Lott, after getting his finger crushed during a tackle, was offered a choice; leave the game and have his finger saved or keep playing and have it amputated. He chose amputation.

Middle line-backers are typically the 3rd smartest player on the field at any given time.
Posted by McGee on July 30, 2009 at 5:15 PM
Fnarf 30
@29: yes, third smartest, in the same sense that bricks are smarter than stones are smarter than boards.

Deliberately sacrificing your fingers, or whatever other harm you're intentionally suffering, in order to play a game, and then using this intent to prove how tough you are, is not only stupid. It's Nazism. Triumph of the Will much? And this is supposed to be admirable?

Want to see real heroism in action? Ask a former NFL player to climb a flight of stairs.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 5:30 PM
merry 31
@ 28 - Oooo, burn!! Must've taken you a looong time to come up with that one!!!
Posted by merry on July 30, 2009 at 5:30 PM
Fnarf 32
To amplify: why don't you forget the sports part of it, and just go straight to the pain endurance? Why not have an event where he-men pound nails through their hands and hang by them, or smash their own kneecap with a hand sledge, give themselves electric shocks, or break bottles in their rectums? If you're not up for that, what are you, some kind of pussy?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 5:33 PM
Geni 33
I don't know about Freddie, but I have an unfortunate tendency to go completely blind on one side when I have a migraine. That, not the agony and puking, is what sends me home the minute the aura starts. Once the full-blown migraine kicks in, I might as well try to function while having a stroke.
Posted by Geni on July 30, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Eric F 34
@32, isn't that basically cycling?
Posted by Eric F on July 30, 2009 at 5:49 PM
35
Oh Fnarf, you're so cute when you're completely wrong about everything
Posted by BigJake on July 30, 2009 at 6:02 PM
Fnarf 36
@34, I've heard of cyclists who competitively train by riding on rollers in a totally dark silent room -- no stimulation of any kind, just pure effort. Sort of like, who can endure the deprivation the longest. Sounds mentally ill to me.

I also have a mental image of Michael Palin when he was in Monty Python, as the idiot laborer who would smash his head with bricks. That's pretty tough, right?

Speaking of pussies, what's with these NFLers who can't run two yards without the whistle blowing and everybody taking a break for a couple of minutes? Soccer players typically run more than six miles a game, sometimes as much as ten (watch Serie A sometime, they sometimes show the distance traveled in kilometers when a player is subbed). If your average linebacker tried to run six miles, he'd black out and fall to the ground before he got out of shouting range.

I think we can see who the real men are here.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 6:06 PM
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Fnarf ...

you really have no clue what the hell you are talking about.

So much of the shit you take for granted on a day to day basis is done by people who sacrifice their health.

Guys like me who work god aweful chemicals every day that will give us cancer day so you can have your drugs, plastics, and high tech lightweight synthetic "nature" gear.

And then there are guys that do concrete work to build your shit and the glorious city you see before you.

And you have your coal miners ...

And none of us are making an NFL salary ... so go fuck yourself!

Ergonomics is a beautiful thing, but it's something that approaches ideal. It's something that unfortunately is learned the hard way through trial and error. With respect to the NFL, the quality of life for the guys leaving the league today is MUCH MUCH better than the quality of life of guys leaving the league only a decade ago. Part of it is just learning. And totupu was a jackass for playing with a concussion.

Besides, hacking off your finger for the sake of football? Try hacking off your finger for the sake of your golden pay check.

That said, men with genetically freakish large bodies are destined to die young with or without football. Remember Wilt Chamberlin? Why not give them a fat pay check?

There is nothing wrong with not liking football. Just don't hold us that do in contempt.

Floyd Lantis
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 6:50 PM
38
Soccer players are trained to run long distances and have small bodies. It's also not really a contact sport.

It's just a different animal.

Corner Backs and recievers run A LOT!

I remember when I was young, I was the tallest kid in my class. I was also a bench warmer when I played soccer, because "I was to large" and they wanted me to play basketball.

And they were half right, if I ran those miles, my knees and ankles would collapse. It's not that I'm in bad shape, or that I'm physically incapable of doing so ... Im' just to god damn big.
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 6:54 PM
Fnarf 39
Gosh, Floyd, you were awesome in the Tour de France. Why'd you have to go and take the drugs?

Um, I have no idea what you're talking about. How does the fact that concrete workers et al. sacrifice their bodies make the NFL any more noble? Why am I a jackass for pointing out that deliberately getting permanently injured playing football is dumb? And that getting off on others getting hurt -- as Jonathan and others in this thread are doing when they celebrate the studliness of Tatupu and others -- is even worse?

And, you know, the vast majority of people who are permanently injured by football have never been paid a penny to play.

If a dude like you making plastic was told "if you don't go to the hospital right now, you're going to lose that finger" and you said "fuck it, lose the finger, I don't care, I want to keep on working here" I'd think you were a moron too.

But I don't need to go there, because your inability to express an argument is doing it for you. I get that you think I'm a jackass, but WHY? Is it football? Has it addled your brain? You wore a helmet, didn't you? Oh god, please tell me you wore a helmet. Wait -- I thought you were a disgraced cyclist?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 7:04 PM
40
No I never played football, I was a swimmer

And have you ever DONE concrete work? Have you ever been payed 12 dollars an hour doing back breaking labor plus mandatory overtime?

Sure for a few years it isn't so bad ... but then you have to support a family and your back fails on you ... you can't just "walk away" and say fuck this shit I have better things to do with my life.

And with respect to making plastic? I was reading an article TODAY about workers in China working in an analine plant. Analine is notorious for prostate cancer I believe, but that's besides the point.

The factory is having leaks, and they are blaming the poisonings on mass hysteria. These are people that NEED to work to feed and support their families.

A little closer to home, most of my peers are starting their families now. AFter 10 years of school, they are just about ready to start their families. Starting salary for Ph. D. chemist, is variable. You can make 100K a year provided that you are willing to abandon your personal life and family, or you can take the cut and have some semblance of a life 60 K.

Mind you this isn't bad money, but after about 10 years of higher ed. usually 30 years old ... now you are starting your life. Many of my peers have had some very suspicious and god aweful miscarriages. I'm not convinced that chemistry is totally innoscent.

And you say, well ... let's walk away. If you are doing that much harm to yourself and your family ... well duh ... quit.

I'm sorry, but you usually don't know how deep you are in your hole until it is much to late. Then you find yourself injesting toxins to support your life and your family, because it's not about you anymore.

Capiche?

How does this relate to football. These guys, many of them, are more than adequitedly compensated for hurting their bodies. They are chasing very big money, and they are chasing glory. I have no beef with that.

And people like you think that at 6'5'' 240 plus pound can simply get on a bicycle and he's an instant hero?

I mean, for real dude.

More...
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 8:03 PM
41
Besides ... in this case I agee that Totupu was being a jackass.

I don't glorify concussions.
Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 8:25 PM
42
Middle linebackers direct the defense -- they direct coverage, pick up audibles, and have dozens of blitz packages stored in their heads. The idea that Tatupa is less intelligent than a European underwear model would be laughable if it wasn't so ludicrous.
Posted by joykiller on July 30, 2009 at 8:35 PM
43
@14

Drogba, Essien, Seedorf, Vieira, Eto'o...

Not to mention the Toures, Walcott, Campbell, Adebayor...

Or for that matter, Kanu, Pele, Weah.

Don't know what you're watching, but it's not what I'm watching.
Posted by The Other Steve on July 30, 2009 at 8:43 PM
44

#36- Yes, those pussy football players who are running into 400 pound men and getting blindsided by a 6'4, 270 pound missile who can run a 4.5 40. God what pussies! Guys in the MLS run more miles per game then they do in the NFL, and for what? Of the 15 teams in the MLS, only 4 of those teams have more wins then losses or ties. How pathetic, a perfectly tailored sport for kids who grew up where nobody won games and everybody got a trophy. Limp wristed Sally meets shitty sports town and you get the Sounders, and they still can’t sell games out! Have you seen the numbers for baseball, oofa, awful, MLB has totally lost young people and blacks. Soon baseball will be as irrelevant as the MLS and WNBA.

Posted by Soccer...yawn on July 30, 2009 at 9:00 PM
Fnarf 45
@44, your pathetic argument shows how little you know. In most leagues, the problem is not enough parity, not too much, as in MLS. MLS is different because (a) half the teams are owned by the same company and (b) most of the players earn almost nothing, as little as $19,000.

But good on ya for taking the bait, there. Because the whole point of sports is who can take the worst hits, right? Punishment is the real entertainment, right? Right? Never mind, irony is lost on you mouth-breathers.

I would be willing to bet that more soccer players AND more soccer fans are of color than are white.

Floyd, forgive me, I was making a joke about your name, which you missed. A famous cyclist named Floyd Landis got busted for doping. And I never said that manual labor or the trades wasn't hard work. I've done enough to know that. Three days on a hot tar roof in summer was plenty for me, but I've worked plenty of mandatory overtime in construction and landscaping.

I still dunno what that has to do with the different kinds of football, though. I do know, however, that stirring up the passions of dumbasses is fun. Mr. Spangenthal-Lee is playing that same game, you know. The question of whether soccer or gridiron is "better" does not revolve around the degree of pussification of either.

Though, come to think of it, the US Women's National Team would kick the asses of that Women's Football League thingie they started last year, with the strippers or whatever they were. In any sport.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 30, 2009 at 9:24 PM
46
Without passing on the merits of the comparison, that is a great post purely for its antagonism.

Oh, and did anyone bring up Ronnie Lott's famed halftime-finger-tip-cutting-off? I can't read all the preceding posts right now, though I'm sure they're wonderful.
Posted by California on July 30, 2009 at 9:50 PM
47
Fnarf ...

I'm not saying soccer is better than football or vice versa. I will say that football is a much better spectator sport than soccer, at least to me. Partly because I know more about it. The other. I like the moderate to intense feel of the game. I like the amount of scoring. I like the fact that conditions, style, and game flow are so dependent on weather conditions. I like the elements of stratagy surprise etc. I like the fact that the game has and will continue to evolve in the types of plays supporting cast, and styles of plays set up.

Consider how defenses line up, that changes constantly!

There is a lot of stategy to the madness.

I like the fact that as you look up and down the field, there is a diverse array and place for just about any type of body type of guy ... and even then THEY are evolving depending on the ever changing needs of the game.

Soccer, I see 22 twigs kicking the ball to each other ad nausum ... maybe scoring, eventually.

At the Sounders game ... it's an excuse for me to get drunk and root for something ... which I guess under most circumstances is good enough for me. But I feel the same way about baseball.

And the Seattle Mist! I'm sorry, but your right! Fuck that!!!

Throw on some pads and play some real football and I might check it out.

I mean, it's such a fucking joke.

Posted by former tri-state on July 30, 2009 at 9:58 PM
heywhatsit!? 48
@31 No, it took only a second. It would have taken a Seahawks fan a lonnnng time, sadly.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on July 30, 2009 at 9:59 PM
49
Jonah, have you ever had a migraine? It's beyond your standard tension headache. I never used to get them until a couple years ago, and fortunately I haven't had more than a few, but they are TERRIBLE and basically derail your entire day. Being alive hurts. Seeing light hurts. Sensing anything hurts. Sometimes it hurts bad enough to make you puke. Hopefully you can pass out in pitch darkness before it reaches that point.

Posted by Gomez http://misterstevengomez.com on July 31, 2009 at 1:10 AM
50
Why is it that everyone who actually HAS migraines gets it, and everyone who has HEADACHES doesn't get it?

Oh yeah, it's because if you have ever had a migraine you would never say something along the lines of " I get headaches all the time...just work through it... "

Because if you have had a migraine you would know that working through it would involve puking your guts out all over the floor just before you get to see a bunch of pretty colors and lose all vision...having the slightest sound...even a small increase in the pitch of someones voice, possibly telling you that you're a fucking pussy whiney fuck and you have to get out of bed RIGHT NOW.

Imagine laying in your bed...and just HEARING someone flick on a light switch....which sends the sound of the light bulb flickering it's HORRIBLE light into your brain causing you more pain.

The next time I have a migraine...come into my room and turn on my light.

I'll stab you in the fucking FACE with my knife.

Tell me i'm a pussy one more time.

Might as well be telling a woman giving birth to shut the fuck up and stop bitching.

Don't belive me?

Ask my mother, she's the one who gave me my migraines.

Genetics SUCK ASS FOR QUARTERS.

by the way......American Football players are FUCKING PANSIES.
Posted by Voice on July 31, 2009 at 5:54 AM
51
As a WIDDLE side note.

The person who created this blog making fun of migraines can try this WIDDLE experiment.

Take a screwdriver (flathead or phillips) and drop it into some dry ice. After about two hours remove it from the dry ice with your eye socket (kinda like you are winking at someone with your WIDDLE blue eyes).

While the tip of that screwdriver is implanted into your brain I want you to find the smallest little person you can with a rubber mallet who will gently SMASH that fucking screwdriver a little bit deeper into your skull.

While this is going on I want you to have Her royal greatness Paris Hilton standing over you repeating "That's HOT" NONSTOP....while she is flicking on and off and on and off Flourescent lightbulbs....with her best friend for life Nicole Richie (MEGAPHONE IN HAND) repeating "LOVE IT!"

Oh yeah.....this all has to be done at 5am...after a 5 day drinking binge of nothing but MONARCH liqour...I'm talking all of 'em.

RUM, TEQUILA, GIN, VODKA, WHISKEY....and every single drink must involve apple pucker and red bull. More sugar...more hangover.

At the same time....right when you think that it's just starting to subside....that maybe that ice on the back of your neck is making the swelling of the veins in your FUCKING BRAIN go down....I WANT YOU TO LET Freddie Ljungberg KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' TAINT.

Maybe after that experience you won't make light of this problem that many people face on a daily basis for most of their adult life.
Posted by Voice on July 31, 2009 at 6:11 AM
52
and HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS TO NUMBER 47.

"Throw on some pads and play some real football and I might check it out."

you are a fucking douche.

did you say that out loud whilst you typed?

soccer is football.

football is....wait....how many people can use their feet in american football? I hate even calling it that...because we have a good MLS team....finally.

I hate stupid douchebags.

Posted by Voice on July 31, 2009 at 6:21 AM
53
@45, 47: We already have real women's football; we have for years. The Seattle Majestics play in the IWFL. Full-contact women's football. Pads, helmets, tackling, injuries, the whole thing. They've been playing for years, they're the best in their division, and for some reason, they've never even been mentioned on the Slog.

@52: Four minutes on wikipedia would tell you that 'football' originally referred to a variety of games in medieval Europe which were played on foot, as opposed to on horseback. And that's a fucking stupid asshole argument anyway. Hurr durr there's no crickets in cricket, hargle bargle how come they don't have any rugs in rugby blurrrr durrr. Go fuck yourself, you stupid fucking shit-for-brains.
Posted by Ben on July 31, 2009 at 8:55 AM
Original Monique 54
And that's a fucking stupid asshole argument anyway. Hurr durr there's no crickets in cricket, hargle bargle how come they don't have any rugs in rugby blurrrr durrr. Go fuck yourself, you stupid fucking shit-for-brains.


Holy shit that is hilarious.

For the record, I like both futbol and football. Football has lots of strategy that many futbol people don't understand. Yes, there are hits, but there are lots of great plays. Futbol also has lots of strategy and some wicked contact, depending on the teams playing.

Freddie is hella hawt, and the Housh is gonna take the Seahawks to the superbowl.

Can't we all just get along?
Posted by Original Monique http://www.facebook.com/notifications.php#/group.php?gid=124801948427 on July 31, 2009 at 9:32 AM
55
Awesome!
 
Here was my experience with migraines, in the order that they occurred.  Luckily I grew out of them after going through this about 20 times.
 
1)      Sparkly dots around my field of vision, which are very helpful, as they tell you to get the fuck home right now.
2)      A blind spot on the right side that grew until encompassing about 1/3rd of my entire field of vision.
3)      Total numbness of my right arm.
4)       Loss of ability to speak.  I could understand other people, yet couldn’t come up with a reply.  I would inevitably try to say things and have no idea if I was making any sense.  This makes it really hard to tell people what the hell is going on.
5)      The headache. 
6)      The puking.
7)      The puking.
8)      The puking.
9)      12 hours later, able to drink water and not puke it up.
10)   1 week later, feeling normal again.
 
I've read that Ljungberg's symptoms are similar.
Posted by Anfield89 on July 31, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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Voice, why the hell are you so defensive. I was referring to the women's "football" team the Seattle mist.

And Ben, thank you for the tip on the Seattle Majestics! I will check it out!

Posted by former tri-state on July 31, 2009 at 12:09 PM
57
I like how Jonah didn't mention that Ljungberg played the WHOLE game, with only a 15 minute break for half time. Where I may remind you he complained about the migrane but chose to play through it. I don't know about you but if I was paying some 1.5 million a season I would send him to the hospital if he had a cough. Anyone that questions Ljungbergs toughness does not deserve a second thought.
Posted by mattlawiscool on July 31, 2009 at 12:57 PM
58
45, nobody knows anything about soccer, the MLS all-star game got beat in the ratings by the WNBA. Of course the payrolls are low, they can't afford more, nobody cares. And that ownership system sucks, why would I want one company owning all the teams, sounds like radio, no thanks, soccer sucks.
Posted by Holy Roller on July 31, 2009 at 1:09 PM
59
Holy Roller,

So basically the soccer franchise is like the special olymics of sports franchises. We love what they do, we root for them, say their best, everyone is special for going out on the field and giving it their all ...

but really please ...

It's SOCCER for crying out loud. For all the athletism, and footwork, and yes TALENT!

I can't wrap my head around going to a 40 minute game and seeing a score of

2-2, 0-0 ... not unless I was totally shit faced.

And the goals, when they may or may not happen, and the team collectively jizzes in their pants, it's just too much, and then the game ties so it doesn't even matter.

I hate pro basketball for the 120-135 games, and i hate soccer for stupid low scores and ties.
Posted by former tri-state on July 31, 2009 at 2:36 PM
60
55. Man, Anfield, those are some terrible migraines! Symptoms like that would seem like strokes. I sympathize. I mean... losing vision because of the aura is part of the migraine package, but if I lost feeling in limbs as well I'd get real worried.

But that's me. I'm glad you don't get them anymore, though.
Posted by Gomez http://misterstevengomez.com on July 31, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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My step-mother used to give me midrin shots for my migraines. I've learned how to raise my body temp by 7 degrees by thinking warm. This helps relieve the swelling of veins.

I believe it's seratonin getting pumped through too much so your brain tells it to stop, then it all releases at once and causes the migraine. So while running around it would keep this from happening, but as soon as halftime happened and he rested this process was set forth.

As soon as he started back up he most likely would have had spike headaches...in the background.

It wouldn't have been until he stopped completely that it began to get worse and worse....

to former tri state - my bad. I seriously did not see that you were talking about the seattle mist. I thought you were speaking of soccer with that statement.

to Ben - Alrighty then.

1. Cricket - better than american football.
2. Rugby - better than american football.
3. Soccer(futbol)is a game played on foot with a ball that originated where? And the original meaning of futbol very well might be what you are describing....but the current generations meaning is entirely different(we aren't dining at Medievil Times, so let's not define current terms with past definitions).

Also if it only took you four minutes to read the entire history of futbol, then you must be a speed reading fool...either that, or you spent four minutes reading this section.

"While it is widely believed that the word "football" (or "foot ball") originated in reference to the action of the foot kicking a ball, there is a rival explanation, which has it that football originally referred to a variety of games in medieval Europe, which were played on foot.[1] These games were usually played by peasants, as opposed to the horse-riding sports often played by aristocrats. While there is no conclusive evidence for this explanation, the word football has always implied a variety of games played on foot, not just those that involved kicking a ball. In some cases, the word football has even been applied to games which have specifically outlawed kicking the ball."

If you were to go on further in the definition you would read this.

While football continued to be played in various forms throughout Britain, its public schools (known as private schools in other countries) are widely credited with four key achievements in the creation of modern football codes. First of all, the evidence suggests that they were important in taking football away from its "mob" form and turning it into an organised team sport. Second, many early descriptions of football and references to it were recorded by people who had studied at these schools. Third, it was teachers, students and former students from these schools who first codified football games, to enable matches to be played between schools. Finally, it was at English public schools that the division between "kicking" and "running" (or "carrying") games first became clear.

The earliest evidence that games resembling football were being played at English public schools — mainly attended by boys from the upper, upper-middle and professional classes — comes from the Vulgaria by William Horman in 1519. Horman had been headmaster at Eton and Winchester colleges and his Latin textbook includes a translation exercise with the phrase "We wyll playe with a ball full of wynde".[citation needed]

Richard Mulcaster, a student at Eton College in the early 16th century and later headmaster at other English schools, has been described as "the greatest sixteenth Century advocate of football".[16] Among his contributions are the earliest evidence of organised team football. Mulcaster's writings refer to teams ("sides" and "parties"), positions ("standings"), a referee ("judge over the parties") and a coach "(trayning maister)". Mulcaster's "footeball" had evolved from the disordered and violent forms of traditional football:

[s]ome smaller number with such overlooking, sorted into sides and standings, not meeting with their bodies so boisterously to trie their strength: nor shouldring or shuffing one an other so barbarously ... may use footeball for as much good to the body, by the chiefe use of the legges.

—[citation needed]
In 1633, David Wedderburn, a teacher from Aberdeen, mentioned elements of modern football games in a short Latin textbook called "Vocabula." Wedderburn refers to what has been translated into modern English as "keeping goal" and makes an allusion to passing the ball ("strike it here"). There is a reference to "get hold of the ball", suggesting that some handling was allowed. It is clear that the tackles allowed included the charging and holding of opposing players ("drive that man back").[citation needed]

A more detailed description of football is given in Francis Willughby's Book of Games, written in about 1660.[17] Willughby, who had studied at Sutton Coldfield School, is the first to describe goals and a distinct playing field: "a close that has a gate at either end. The gates are called Goals." His book includes a diagram illustrating a football field. He also mentions tactics ("leaving some of their best players to guard the goal"); scoring ("they that can strike the ball through their opponents' goal first win") and the way teams were selected ("the players being equally divided according to their strength and nimbleness"). He is the first to describe a "law" of football: "they must not strike [an opponent's leg] higher than the ball".[citation needed]

These are not the rules of American Football (or Gridiron Football, as it is also called). And the actual start of Futbol does not match your Medievil Times definition that you pulled out of your Wikpedia using ass. As I stated earlier, it very may well be that this term was originally describing playing on foot versions of horseback games, but it later (and more importantly) was used to define the game that every single country besides N.America knows as Futbol.

Not Rugby, Not Cricket, and not American Football.

But why have I even bothered typing all this for you? You couldn't even seem to read your way past the introduction to the entire description of the history of Futbol, so you certainly won't make it this far into my post.

If you have read this far, then how about you read the rest of the history of futbol, and back-up your statement with facts and actual knowledge of what you are speaking about. Rather than with Hargle bargle and wiggle waggles.

You learn so much more about things when you read the entire article, and then you don't look like a shit-for-brains.

"During the early 1860s, there were increasing attempts in England to unify and reconcile the various public school games. In 1862, J. C. Thring, who had been one of the driving forces behind the original Cambridge Rules, was a master at Uppingham School and he issued his own rules of what he called "The Simplest Game" (these are also known as the Uppingham Rules). In early October 1863 another new revised version of the Cambridge Rules was drawn up by a seven member committee representing former pupils from Harrow, Shrewsbury, Eton, Rugby, Marlborough and Westminster.

At the Freemasons' Tavern, Great Queen Street, London on the evening of October 26, 1863, representatives of several football clubs in the London Metropolitan area met for the inaugural meeting of The Football Association (FA). The aim of the Association was to establish a single unifying code and regulate the playing of the game among its members. Following the first meeting, the public schools were invited to join the association. All of them declined, except Charterhouse and Uppingham. In total, six meetings of the FA were held between October and December 1863. After the third meeting, a draft set of rules were published. However, at the beginning of the fourth meeting, attention was drawn to the recently published Cambridge Rules of 1863. The Cambridge rules differed from the draft FA rules in two significant areas; namely running with (carrying) the ball and hacking (kicking opposing players in the shins). The two contentious FA rules were as follows:

IX. A player shall be entitled to run with the ball towards his adversaries' goal if he makes a fair catch, or catches the ball on the first bound; but in case of a fair catch, if he makes his mark he shall not run.

X. If any player shall run with the ball towards his adversaries' goal, any player on the opposite side shall be at liberty to charge, hold, trip or hack him, or to wrest the ball from him, but no player shall be held and hacked at the same time.

—[53][54]
At the fifth meeting it was proposed that these two rules be removed. Most of the delegates supported this, but F. M. Campbell, the representative from Blackheath and the first FA treasurer, objected. He said: "hacking is the true football". However, the motion to ban running with the ball in hand and hacking was carried and Blackheath withdrew from the FA. After the final meeting on 8 December, the FA published the "Laws of Football", the first comprehensive set of rules for the game later known as football (later known in some countries as soccer).

The first FA rules still contained elements that are no longer part of association football, but which are still recognisable in other games (most notably Australian football): for instance, a player could make a fair catch and claim a mark, which entitled him to a free kick; and if a player touched the ball behind the opponents' goal line, his side was entitled to a free kick at goal, from 15 yards (13.5 metres) in front of the goal line."
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Posted by Voice on August 2, 2009 at 5:25 AM
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Voice ...

how about this? Cricket, sucks, baseball pretty much sucks ... and soccoer

There is one thing about football, rugby, lacross, and hockey. It's the DIVERSITY of builds of and athletism that gets incorporated into the stratagy. With respect to soccer, you really don't see that much of it. Someone is just naturally a better striker ... or he isn't then they make him a midfielder. If he is a little larger than average, then he usually a sweeper.

With respect to just about every other reasonably contact or field sport, there is a more diverse range of talents on the field that are utilized for various stratagies. With rugy especially, you have your bigger thugs up front to create your line, and you have your backs to move around the field. It's much much more interesting to see a bunch of 5'10'' twigs kick the ball around with little purpose.

I'm totally with you on the headache thing. I used to get migraines durring college, that went away durring swim practice, but would come back with a vengence at the end of the night. They were so bad one night, I had to ask for an extension on a P-chem take home exam.

Maybe soccer games are like a grateful dead show, most of the concerts were HORRIBLE, but you went for the spectacle that was the event. If you dared say that Jerry was to fucked up to be on stage, you were immediately executed for being a blasphemere.
Posted by former tri-state on August 2, 2009 at 2:05 PM

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