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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

News This Little Piggy Went to the Assistant Principal's Office and Got Creeped Out

Posted by David Schmader on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 11:25 AM

Speaking of funky foot fetishes, this just in from the Tampa Tribune:

Five King High School students told authorities they had their toes popped by assistant principal Olayinka Alege after their grades had slipped. None said the toe popping hurt, but some said it did feel kind of weird.

One student told deputies he was called into Alege's office this past school year to discuss the student's declining grades and was ordered to remove a shoe and sock, "and lift up a foot and Mr. Alege popped his toes by pulling them out and bending them down."

Alege told one student that, "He could not hit him so the toe popping was a form of punishment," the report said....Another student said he was told by Alege that, " 'I will pop a toe for each bad grade you have.'"

Law-enforcement authorities investigated the claims and found nothing criminal, while school authorities told Assistant Principal Alege to knock it off and let him keep his job.

For a pun-drenched TV news report on the whole ordeal, go to ABC News.

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That is some raunchy, fetishistic, and kinky shit to do to some high school kids. Ew. However, if my old principle ever did that I would make him suck me off. My toes, that is.

Posted by NumberOne on July 28, 2009 at 11:34 AM

fucking bizarre.

Posted by Urgutha Forka on July 28, 2009 at 11:42 AM

The educational field attracts really weird people sometimes.

Posted by laterite on July 28, 2009 at 11:44 AM

Ack! Can you even imagine this happening to you in HS? I think I would rather have more traditional parts fondled, as at least I would be able to make some sense of that...

Posted by LAH on July 28, 2009 at 11:45 AM

Yeah, that's totalllly creepy. I would withdrawal my kid.. what are the boundaries in that school if the Asst. Principal can perv out on my child's feet?

Posted by Shelby on July 28, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Also, "pun-drenched" makes me a little queasy too. Thanks, David.

Posted by Shelby on July 28, 2009 at 11:47 AM

I love popping my toes. I'd love popping your toes too - email me ;)

Posted by blank12357 on July 28, 2009 at 11:55 AM

Never met a tarsal I didn't like.

Posted by Ziggity on July 28, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Words fail.

Please don't pop their toes.

Posted by The Amazing Jim

on July 28, 2009 at 12:01 PM

Well if they tried that with my son, as soon as his stinky sneaker came off, I think that would cure this assistant principal of ever wanting to try it again. lol

Posted by Artmaker

on July 28, 2009 at 12:27 PM

Stundents' parents are going to, justifiably, make that mans life a living hell. Bet he resigns in the next few weeks.

Posted by Dougsf on July 28, 2009 at 12:32 PM

WTF?

Posted by jw36 on July 28, 2009 at 1:38 PM

that ain't shit compared to what my HS principal got fired for. i LIKE having my toes popped.

Posted by Max Solomon on July 28, 2009 at 1:53 PM

and these were high school "kids"? I would kick this guys ass!! this is crazy

Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote

on July 28, 2009 at 2:03 PM

That's crazy. My boyfriend graduated from that high school, but that assistant principal wasn't around when he was there. My state is so fucking weird.

Posted by sacculina on July 28, 2009 at 2:07 PM

I watched that news clip- that is probably one of the worst written segments that I've ever heard. They were literally using three puns a sentence: it is so bad it could be its own spoof commercial.

God I hate shitty reporting.

Posted by Seattle in LA on July 28, 2009 at 2:11 PM

It's a good start – better yet to have the tossed-salad man

Posted by Fred34 on July 29, 2009 at 1:49 AM