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Monday, July 27, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by David Schmader on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 8:54 AM

Man Wanted in Fatal Shooting of Ballard Convenience Store Clerk: Here's the story, here's the convenience store's surveillance video.

Merce Cunningham: Dead at 90.

"Excessive Heat": It's not the title of a Lifetime movie, it's the week's weather forecast.

He Still Deserves a Punch in the Face for That Seinfeld Ad: Bill Gates wins Indira Gandhi Peace Prize.

Laser Range Finder, Voice Software and a Vibrating Vest: The key components of a new car for blind folks.

Make It A Double: Massachusetts man wins lottery twice in one day.

Whoops: Man impersonating a police officer pulls over a real police officer.

Root for the Moose: "Next up for Sarah Palin? 'Maybe Moose Hunting.'"

One day, our children will ask, "What's a Sarah Palin?" Here's hoping the answer entails viewing a hilariously garish E! True Hollywood Story rather than pointing at the flag and saying, "That was President Sarah's old name." Anyway, here's yesterday's resignation speech:

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She is such an asshole. Holding up dead soldiers as human shields against the "liberal" media is just so arrogant and disgusting.

Posted by danhowes

on July 27, 2009 at 10:13 AM

She's nuts. She thinks that anyone who questions, challenges or disagrees with her is personally attacking her, but considers the attacks she directs at others to be self-evident truths. No consciousness of her own hypocrisy. Dangerously narcissistic. Nuts.

Posted by blank12357 on July 27, 2009 at 11:06 AM

Sarah is the only hope for America, for she is the only Republican with the guts to stand up to Barack Hussein Obama and his Marxist, pro-abortion, pro-pot, pro-homosexual agenda. If she doesn't run in 2012, then a civil war is certain, because patriotic Americans will not allow this great exceptional country to be redefined.

Posted by Lord Basil

on July 27, 2009 at 1:00 PM

first of all, re:@ 3- Thank you for at least revealing to us how anti-democracy you fringe conservatives are. An election or 2 doesn't go your way and you threaten your neighbors, relatives, fellow citizens with civil war. PSYCHO.

how does such a popular political figure in this country give such a lousy speech? what a WHINER. At one point she might as well have said, hey, in honor of our troops, stop "making stuff up" about me. The nerve.

and that line (paraphrasing) "we eat therefore we hunt"- not that I have a position on hunting, but, come on, what are we to believe, that Alaska is the only state where human beings eat? She loves this crap where she just stirs up resentment amongst conservatives against liberals. And I don't care what party you're in, that is not a trait of a wise, civil, well-meaning leader.

Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote

on July 27, 2009 at 6:52 PM

No conservative politician has the right to accuse others of making shit up EVER. Half of the people in this country refuse to acknowledge Obama as president because they think he's a Kenyan-born muslim radical extremist who's infiltrated the system. What do the troops have to say about that, Sarah? Thanks for playing, try to keep your daughter on a leash next time you're out promoting abstinence so she doesn't get into the yard and hump any more rednecks.

Posted by Missing Carlin on July 27, 2009 at 7:11 PM