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Monday, July 27, 2009

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Posted by on Mon, Jul 27, 2009 at 9:45 AM

We must not forget that people also kill people:

The victim, David Sale of Lansdale, was among a group of men attending a bachelor's party at McFadden's pub, which is attached to Citizens Bank Park.

Police said the group got into an altercation with other patrons at the pub at around 7 p.m., as the Phillies game was in late innings. According to police, McFadden's employees ousted the two groups from the bar, and someone notified police.

But the fight continued shortly after in a nearby parking lot, said Police Lt. Frank Vanore.

By the time police reached the scene, Sale was on the ground and unresponsive. He had been hit repeatedly about the head with fists and feet, Vanore said. There are no signs any weapons were used in the attack.

One more point about guns.

In my favorite Sherlock Holmes story, The Sign of the Four (my next being The Hound of the Baskervilles—both being about the primitive erupting onto the surface of the modern), there is a little and sinister savage ("...a soul concealed in an animal"), Tonga. Near the end of the novel, Tonga, during a boat chase on the Thames ("...never did sport give me such a wild thrill as this mad, flying man-hunt down the Thames"), tries kill his pursuers with darts shot from his blow-pipe ("...he plucked out from under his covering a short, round piece of wood, like a school-ruler, and clapped it to his lips"). What amazes me about this scene is the very idea that the little savage ("...wrapped in some sort of dark ulster or blanket, which left only his face exposed; but that face was enough to give a man a sleepless night...") walked around London, the center of the world at the time, with this blow-pipe thing concealed upon his person. He walked past cafes and libraries; here, he saw massive buildings; there, he saw all of this commercial activity—and at every moment, his blow-pipe was loaded and ready for use. My eyes see the madness of walking around a great city with a concealed or not concealed blow-pipe as the same as walking around a great city with a gun. Both are ridiculous and embarrassing. What such a person suffers from is a narrative illness. The dead narrative of the hunt and its opposite (defense) have somehow survived the innarrability of urban space. The blow-pipe and the gun have about them the shame of a narrative. They tell not only an old story but a very bad old story. How do we cure people of this type of narrative fever?

We must remember that the long resistance to Darwinism had to do with the fact that it offered no story of creation. The root of Darwinism was about random pressures, internal and external accidents, forces, influences. What is always resisted by humans is the end, the death of a story.

This post owes everything to tipper Michael Drummond.

 

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1
I'd much rather be shot clean and put out of my misery quick than be beated to death in the street.
Posted by Liberal Seattle Pussy on July 27, 2009 at 9:52 AM
heywhatsit!? 2
Jesus Christ. It's awfully early to be drinking this much wine, Charles. Go back to bed.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on July 27, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Greg 3
Isn't the title The Sign of Four?
Posted by Greg on July 27, 2009 at 10:02 AM
Greg 4
Never mind. According to Wikipedia, both versions of the title have been used.
Posted by Greg on July 27, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Foggen 5
A "narrative illness"? Seriously? Evidently armed robbery is something that only occurs in storybooks. I'll let the college students who are attacked near my office on a regular basis know that urban crime is a myth. Or the bartender near my house who was shot to death while he was at work. Perhaps I'll tell the guy who saved himself by shooting back when a carjacker attacked him in the same neighborhood that his preparedness for self-defense was a delusion, and that if he were less ridiculous he would be more enlightened and not light one car and/or dead.

Thanks for the insight, Mudede! I eagerly await the issuance from your next masturbatory session.
Posted by Foggen on July 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Lily Fluffbottom 6
You only post the lowest of humanity. It makes my vagina sad. You're scaring me off.
Posted by Lily Fluffbottom on July 27, 2009 at 10:24 AM
7
Weapons and killing have been a part of city life in America since there were European cities in America. The Boston Massacre -- didn't happen in a forest, it happened in the streets of a fair-sized city. New York, Los Angeles, Chicago; these cities all have legacies of organized crime and violence that go back to their creation as cities.

You're half-right, of course; a blow-gun is analogous in function and appearance to a hunting rifle -- it's a tool for killing animals in a wooded environment. But not all firearms fill that role, or have that appearance.

Handguns are evolved and designed for killing humans in sudden close-range conflicts, and their narrative is totally separate from the long-barreled weapons of the hunt you describe. The narrative of the handgun is a story of killing humans indoors -- in streets, in alleys, sometimes over a game of cards. Handguns are city weapons, like clasp knives, brass knuckles and brickbats.
Posted by Judah http://www.suoxi.net on July 27, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Charles Mudede 8
@5, if there was a gun in my house, I'd be more worried about my relatives than a stranger.
Posted by Charles Mudede on July 27, 2009 at 10:44 AM
9
Cities are highly narratable.
Posted by Chicago Fan on July 27, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Foggen 10
@8, There is a gun in my house, and my local strangers are scary.
Posted by Foggen on July 27, 2009 at 10:47 AM
Foggen 11
Also: large stray dogs that attack people, combined with Animal Control that will never show up when you call them.
Posted by Foggen on July 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 12
Charles, you're not allowed to have a gun. You're just flat out too crazy, too drunk (or both) to be trusted with one. If you went out and bought one, we'd have to take it away from you. And maybe shoot you with it. In the balls. Assuming it isn't too much trouble to find them.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 27, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Quintus Slide 13
I read this three times before it began to dawn on me that perhaps you were serious.

If this is really the way you perceive people whose admittedly heightened sense of urban danger, a sense often heighted by the fact that they've been victims of rape/assault/etc., causes them to carry weapons, then those people should be the least of your concerns.

More pressing should be your apparently crying need to dehumanize people who don't look at the world as you do.
Posted by Quintus Slide on July 27, 2009 at 11:41 AM
14
#12 is an x-cop. You can really tell how kind and intelligent cops are from his posts here. What a fucking disgrace.
Posted by cop-shoot-cop on July 27, 2009 at 11:46 AM
door64 15
You come off sounding incredibly naive. I admit that our culture tends to profit by selling fear of the city to middle class suburbia, and therefore the public perception of crime in the city is overgeneralized, and perhaps overblown. But I have also lived here on capitol hill back in '92 above what was nico garden tavern, and around the corner from the apple theater. The city had to come in and collect the dead bodies of OD'd junkies from the alley almost as often as they did the garbage from the dumpsters. People got kicked near to death, or stabbed and killed right outside our window on a very regular basis. Bullets occasionally came through the ceiling from our apartment building into the tattoo parlor and the day labor place below, the cops would come, but never find a gun, because these were not the kind of people who were held up by gun laws, or any laws. Someone shot at our apartment window one night, so we turned out all the lights and hid for a while. Random as far as I know, but we peeked out in time to see him put the gun away in his trench coat across the street. This might not be the way capitol hill is now-adays, but there's always a darker side of the tracks, it just gets moved around. And typically us working poor people get to deal with the brunt of it, it's where the affordable rents are. I don't see how anyone could be blamed for wanting to carry a gun in those circumstances.
Posted by door64 http://www.myspace.com/door64 on July 27, 2009 at 1:53 PM
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His blowgun was quaint in terms of technology and geography. However, it could have still proved just as effective as any gun. As for guns not belonging in cities, are criminals also not allowed in your fair urban utopia? You are batting about 1 for 10, maybe 15 on good points per post. Keep swinging, jr.
Posted by z_nyc on July 27, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Aussie Steve 17
"...both being about the primitive erupting onto the surface of the modern".

Mate, honestly, get your hand off it. Do you realise how pretentious you sound in 90% of your posts?
Posted by Aussie Steve on July 27, 2009 at 4:14 PM

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