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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Health / Housekeeping Odors in "Special Places"?

Posted by Lindy West on Thu, Jul 23, 2009 at 10:18 AM

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"Has anyone slogged about this butt deodorant yet?"
"What?"
"Butt deodorant. We got a Slog tip about butt deodorant."
"Oh. No."
"I'll take it, then."
"You need it!"
[cruel laughter]
"Just kidding, Lindy. You don't need butt deodorant. I've never smelled your butt."
"That's because I'm wearing butt deodorant!"

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS!

Anyway, it exists. Spray it on yer butt.

Slog tip a la Jakey.

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Posted by Orv on July 23, 2009 at 10:20 AM

Seattle is not the target market for this product, but is should be. People here like to stink.

Posted by CommonKnowledge on July 23, 2009 at 10:23 AM

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.p…

SNL made a joke commercial about this in the 90s. and now here we are.

Posted by matt on July 23, 2009 at 10:26 AM

"Doc Bottoms"? Really? Someone needs to go back to business school and take a marketing course.

Posted by Cracker Jack on July 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM

Jokes aside... Americans will buy this.
This is for the demographic that believes the commercials for Axe Body Spray.
This will likely be profitable.

Posted by Ackham on July 23, 2009 at 10:37 AM

@8: I disagree. The Axe Body Spray commercials work because they make it look sexy. Green stink fog rising from a plumber's butt is anti-sexy. (Now watch, someone will write into Savage Love with a stinky plumber butt fetish and prove me wrong. Probably not a big demographic, though.)

Posted by Orv on July 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM

I did see a guy in the gym locker room recently using Speed Stick on his taint. Maybe there is a market for this.

Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on July 23, 2009 at 10:43 AM

How can it be chemical free? The product must be made of something...

Posted by carrma on July 23, 2009 at 10:47 AM

This is a godsend.

Posted by Harry Oldanus, a.k.a. Slog trolls (all of them) on July 23, 2009 at 10:48 AM

Damn. Now I'll have to stock this in the "as seen on tv" section of my particular retail hell,. People will ask me do we carry it and I will have to lead them to it. It will be a huge seller. That kind of shit, I mean, valuable merchandise, always is.

Posted by beelzebufo on July 23, 2009 at 10:50 AM

@8: I'm guessing it's made from neutrinos.

Posted by Indy on July 23, 2009 at 11:22 AM

I prefer Sphincterine:

http://www.mintyass.com/

Posted by Wicked Virgin

on July 23, 2009 at 11:47 AM

Why not just, I dunno, call me crazy, but why not just WASH your butt?

Posted by Geni on July 23, 2009 at 11:49 AM

while the SNL "AssDon'tSmell" commercials were very funny, my favorite take on this concept was from In Living Color, where Jim Carrey was referred to FlatuScents, a suppository.

Mmmm! Fresh Roses?!? Nope. That's just my FlatuScents!

Posted by diggum on July 23, 2009 at 11:50 AM

My favorite is the lady in the business suit skirt, head cut out of the frame, crossing her legs and coyly pointing the bottle at her crotch. It's extremely sexy.

I vote for "wash your damn butt" too.

Is it called A-Spray as in A-hole-spray?

Posted by Christin on July 23, 2009 at 12:38 PM

Lindy--
Does The Stranger provide Health Insurance for the it's employees, interns and their families?
If it did Dan might be able to get that leaky ass fixed and reduce the need for ass deodorant.

Posted by This Post is a subtle hint to Dan, isn't it... on July 23, 2009 at 12:50 PM