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Scout is a kid. It's not remotely sexy to pretend to make child porn, or to solicit for it.
And when I say "not remotely sexy," I mean "probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties."
And when I say "not remotely sexy," I mean "probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties."
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@2, I think it's alright if the actress in the porn-remake is an adult. For example, the Brady xxx movie has all the Brady kids (characters all under 18) being played by people presumably over 18.
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@2: So you think that making a parody porno with an obviously adult actor pretending to be a fictional teenage girl "probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties"? Like, which ones?
Here's what I think: you're probably guilty of practicing law without a license. Go away before someone catches you!
Here's what I think: you're probably guilty of practicing law without a license. Go away before someone catches you!
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"Scout is a kid. It's not remotely sexy to pretend to make child porn, or to solicit for it."
God you're stupid. Nobody is involving children.
"And when I say "not remotely sexy," I mean "probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties.""
It's legal because it involves consenting adults. Again, you're horribly dumb.
God you're stupid. Nobody is involving children.
"And when I say "not remotely sexy," I mean "probably violates all kinds of criminal laws with harsh penalties.""
It's legal because it involves consenting adults. Again, you're horribly dumb.
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@1: That's what I first thought of, too. Gross.
@2: You're going to get all bent out of shape about an adult playing Scout, but you don't have an opinion on Sexy Baby Vegetable Garden? Interesting.
I really, really hope that no one makes a film involving Greg Nickels, in actuality or in spirit.
@2: You're going to get all bent out of shape about an adult playing Scout, but you don't have an opinion on Sexy Baby Vegetable Garden? Interesting.
I really, really hope that no one makes a film involving Greg Nickels, in actuality or in spirit.
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