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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Media Your Daily Poll Dance

Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 9:02 AM

Here is a television commercial:

What is the moral of this commercial?

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This commercial stands by itself.

Leave us heterosexuals alone.

Posted by Straight Dave on July 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM

The "horny" at the front of "young males age 18-25" is a redundancy, of course.

Posted by ytrewq on July 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM

there are no nuns on earth that hot. and she looks like bebe neuwirth.

Posted by Max Solomon on July 15, 2009 at 9:18 AM

Yo, this commercial is by no means "new".

It's been out for MONTHS.

Posted by candice. on July 15, 2009 at 9:33 AM

All commercials have one of two themes: "men are stupid" or "ouch, that must have hurt".

Posted by Fnarf

on July 15, 2009 at 9:46 AM

#2, so it the "young"

Posted by meks on July 15, 2009 at 9:52 AM

OTHER : marketing people for Minute Maid do not know CAtholics or anything about CAtholic culture. ...

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on July 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM

I feel like you've used "moral" where you wanted "take-away point." In moral form,
If confronted by a would-be baby-mama, you should feel erotic nostalgia,
You should drink this juice, lest you sexually harass a nun,
Remember that words have two meanings, and
Always spend your advertising dollars on the most popular-for-marketers-anyway demographic.

Posted by Christin on July 15, 2009 at 10:17 AM

It was a joke. I got it.

Posted by elenchos on July 15, 2009 at 10:37 AM

Dang, I thought God just made men horny, or do I have the good fortune to know many 25+ men who have successfully kept their horny?

Posted by kim in portland

on July 15, 2009 at 10:42 AM

Now I want some juice.

Posted by iflurry

on July 15, 2009 at 11:13 AM

@5 Or men AND women are stupid, like the Heineken commercial showing girls shrieking with joy about a walk-in closet and guys shrieking with joy because there's a walk-in fridge full of beer. I hate that commercial so much.

Posted by threnody on July 15, 2009 at 10:40 PM