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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Your Daily Poll Dance

Posted by on Wed, Jul 15, 2009 at 9:02 AM

Here is a television commercial:

What is the moral of this commercial?

 

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1
This commercial stands by itself.

Leave us heterosexuals alone.

Posted by Straight Dave on July 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM
2
The "horny" at the front of "young males age 18-25" is a redundancy, of course.
Posted by ytrewq on July 15, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Max Solomon 3
there are no nuns on earth that hot. and she looks like bebe neuwirth.
Posted by Max Solomon on July 15, 2009 at 9:18 AM
4
Yo, this commercial is by no means "new".

It's been out for MONTHS.
Posted by candice. on July 15, 2009 at 9:33 AM
Fnarf 5
All commercials have one of two themes: "men are stupid" or "ouch, that must have hurt".
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 15, 2009 at 9:46 AM
6
#2, so it the "young"
Posted by meks on July 15, 2009 at 9:52 AM
Womyn2me 7
OTHER : marketing people for Minute Maid do not know CAtholics or anything about CAtholic culture. ...
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on July 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM
Christin 8
I feel like you've used "moral" where you wanted "take-away point." In moral form,
If confronted by a would-be baby-mama, you should feel erotic nostalgia,
You should drink this juice, lest you sexually harass a nun,
Remember that words have two meanings, and
Always spend your advertising dollars on the most popular-for-marketers-anyway demographic.
Posted by Christin on July 15, 2009 at 10:17 AM
elenchos 9
It was a joke. I got it.
Posted by elenchos on July 15, 2009 at 10:37 AM
kim in portland 10
Dang, I thought God just made men horny, or do I have the good fortune to know many 25+ men who have successfully kept their horny?
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on July 15, 2009 at 10:42 AM
11
Now I want some juice.
Posted by iflurry http://newsflurry.livejournal.com/ on July 15, 2009 at 11:13 AM
threnody 12
@5 Or men AND women are stupid, like the Heineken commercial showing girls shrieking with joy about a walk-in closet and guys shrieking with joy because there's a walk-in fridge full of beer. I hate that commercial so much.
Posted by threnody on July 15, 2009 at 10:40 PM

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