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Friday, July 10, 2009

??!! Um...I Got the Worst Tattoo Ever Last Summer?

Posted by on Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 10:24 AM

Spotted by my friend Leah at a Capitol Hill tattoo shop:

ballz.jpg

Sooo...what you're saying is...the tattoo artist knows you stuck your balls in a hole last summer?
Your balls know you got a tattoo last summer?
The hole knows your balls were driving drunk and ran over a transient and threw him in a lake last summer?
Wait, are you Jennifer Love Hewitt? Jennifer Love Hewitt has balls? Or is she the hole?
I'll never understand you kids and your counterculture.

 

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boxofbirds 1
WHAT?
Posted by boxofbirds on July 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM
2
No Lindy, obviously someone got castrated last summer. Though why they'd want a tattoo to remind them of how escapes me...
Posted by Zach Annon on July 10, 2009 at 10:42 AM
3
No Lindy, obviously someone got castrated last summer. Though why they'd want a tattoo to remind them of how escapes me...
Posted by Zach Annon on July 10, 2009 at 10:42 AM
4
Bloody hell. That comment barely deserved a single post, let alone 2.
Posted by Zach Annon on July 10, 2009 at 10:43 AM
5
beware of the balls... the balls are all knowing..
Posted by stewie on July 10, 2009 at 11:09 AM
seandr 6
Am I the only one who get's this? Seemed pretty obvious to me.
Posted by seandr on July 10, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Fnarf 7
You hung a big weight from your balls in a phone booth?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on July 10, 2009 at 11:26 AM
8
@6,

Apparently you are. Care to clue us in?
Posted by keshmeshi on July 10, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Vince 9
Get your balls tattooed? Could be. I've seen balls tats before. How else would you advertise " We tattoo balls, c'mon in!"
Posted by Vince on July 10, 2009 at 12:37 PM
crazycatguy 10
@8
If you look at it from the balls' point of view, it makes sense.
Posted by crazycatguy on July 10, 2009 at 12:46 PM
boxofbirds 11
WHAT?
Posted by boxofbirds on July 10, 2009 at 12:50 PM
slaggy 12
@ #10 - My balls don't know anything...additionally, I've never seen a vertical glory hole.
Posted by slaggy http://www.videowatchdog.com on July 10, 2009 at 1:35 PM
kim in portland 13
Oh, I thought of tea bagging.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on July 10, 2009 at 1:51 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 14
My, you really are the kinky one.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on July 10, 2009 at 2:09 PM
15
ceiling balls are watching you masturbate
Posted by internet meme is meme on July 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM
kim in portland 16
You have no idea.
Posted by kim in portland http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2010/11/fast-paced_video_provides_a_fu.html on July 10, 2009 at 3:21 PM
17
Okay, I have a theory. I think this is the order of events:

1) "Last summer", a Dude gets drunk, and his friends teabag him and take pictures of their balls in his mouth.

2) "Now", Dude gets drunk again and his friends take him to a tattoo parlor to memorialize the occasion.
Posted by Monty on July 10, 2009 at 7:17 PM
18
got to love capitol hill
Posted by SEARUHH [sarah] on September 5, 2009 at 1:15 AM

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