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Friday, July 10, 2009

News The Morning News

Posted by Paul Constant on Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 7:45 AM

"A Ways Off": Obama, at G8, on the recovery.

Bankruptcy Looks Good On You: Meet your new GM.

Could It Be...Murder?: LAPD investigates Michael Jackson's death for criminal charges.

Deny, Deny, Deny: China attempts to spin their Urumqi unrest.

Expecting "Frank," Getting Ratzi: Obama to meet Nazi Pope for first time.

Fuck You, Too: Iranian protesters continue to fight.

Girl From Homer Talks: Interviewing Sarah Palin's least-favorite blogger.

Homosexuality Not Spoken Here: Two gay men kicked out of a taco joint for kissing.

Incredibly Preventable: Man gored to death in the running of the bulls.

Just Wait 'Till Next Yea—D'oh!: Chase won't pay for next year's fireworks.

Kids Get Shot By Government: U.S. to vaccinate millions against swine flu.

"Let's Make This More Ineffective": Conservative Democrats want to pull back on health care.

Meh. Who Needs 'Em?: King county could cut programs like pandemic flu health services.

Naturally Dry: Pacific Northwest rains might be migrating north.

OK! It's time for Your Daily Muppet:

Plus, because it's my last day on The Morning News for a while, and also because I'm hosting tonight's midnight showing of Muppet Treasure Island at the Egyptian, here is Your Bonus Muppet (dedicated to Scary Tyler Moore):

_Macho Man - The Muppet Show
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I love leather daddy pigs. Bear-pigs?

I'm going to miss my Daily Muppet. Thanks Paul!

Posted by Luckier on July 10, 2009 at 7:52 AM

the story about the gays kicked out of the taco place seems very familiar.

Posted by Paul, do you read Slog? on July 10, 2009 at 7:59 AM

re: Health Care Blue Dogs

This is very disappointing.
Democrats assured us they were going to take care of this.

Liars.
Incompetents.
Impotent Fools.

Posted by I Thought Obama would be Better... on July 10, 2009 at 8:02 AM

Bullfighting is dogfighting except one dog is a macho asshole.

Posted by Not a sport on July 10, 2009 at 9:19 AM

Bonus points for having headlines that begin with the letters A thru N, in alphabetical order. Points off for only getting to N.

Posted by bitethemailman on July 10, 2009 at 9:22 AM

re Pacific NW rains - you thought I was joking about us becoming more like SF, didn't you? Or about how, if we were smart, we'd just move the wild fish runs north 500 to 1000 miles.

News flash: Global Warming is NOW.

So, do you now realize why the GHG-emitting Billionaires Tunnel replacement for the Viaduct is a bad idea?

Posted by Will in Seattle

on July 10, 2009 at 9:23 AM

I am so, so done with the Democratic party.

Posted by too lazy to login on July 10, 2009 at 9:48 AM

@5: You're totally right, of course. I should have done A through M yesterday and N through Z today, but I only thought of this this morning. I thought about finding enough news to cover every letter in the alphabet, but I'd probably still be working on it now. Although, technically, I got through P.

Posted by Paul Constant

on July 10, 2009 at 9:55 AM

the koosbanian courting dance reminds me of the night Aislinn and W7ingman met. and thank you for my favorite muppet show video, paul darling. if you ever convert to Mormonism and want another wife, CALL ME!!!

Posted by scary tyler moore