"A Ways Off": Obama, at G8, on the recovery.

Bankruptcy Looks Good On You: Meet your new GM.

Could It Be...Murder?: LAPD investigates Michael Jackson's death for criminal charges.

Deny, Deny, Deny: China attempts to spin their Urumqi unrest.

Expecting "Frank," Getting Ratzi: Obama to meet Nazi Pope for first time.

Fuck You, Too: Iranian protesters continue to fight.

Girl From Homer Talks: Interviewing Sarah Palin's least-favorite blogger.

Homosexuality Not Spoken Here: Two gay men kicked out of a taco joint for kissing.

Incredibly Preventable: Man gored to death in the running of the bulls.

Just Wait 'Till Next Yea—D'oh!: Chase won't pay for next year's fireworks.

Kids Get Shot By Government: U.S. to vaccinate millions against swine flu.

"Let's Make This More Ineffective": Conservative Democrats want to pull back on health care.

Meh. Who Needs 'Em?: King county could cut programs like pandemic flu health services.

Naturally Dry: Pacific Northwest rains might be migrating north.

OK! It's time for Your Daily Muppet:

Plus, because it's my last day on The Morning News for a while, and also because I'm hosting tonight's midnight showing of Muppet Treasure Island at the Egyptian, here is Your Bonus Muppet (dedicated to Scary Tyler Moore):