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Friday, July 10, 2009

Politics / Sex That's Strange

Posted by Dan Savage on Fri, Jul 10, 2009 at 4:26 PM

I've always found David Brooks to be pretty resistible. But then I'm not a desperate, closeted GOP senator.

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Harwood?

I thought we were talking about SC's senior US Senator?

Posted by Will in Seattle

on July 10, 2009 at 4:32 PM

So Brooks sat there through the whole dinner with a senator's hand on his thigh? And didn't brush it off, or scoot away, or say something, or.... SOMETHING? And it's the senator who's weird?

Posted by Fnarf

on July 10, 2009 at 4:37 PM

Lindsay, you're such a tease.

Posted by Samuel on July 10, 2009 at 4:48 PM

I think I must be too fond of my personal space, because I wouldn't let someone leave their hand on my thigh that I wasn't in to. And, even then I'd still remove their hand, until much later. I like my space.

Posted by kim in portland

on July 10, 2009 at 4:55 PM

That wasn't a hand. He dropped his chicken breast in his lap and was too drunk to notice.

Posted by Vince on July 10, 2009 at 4:57 PM

ooh. Fnarf for the win. Wow.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on July 10, 2009 at 5:00 PM

David Brooks, folks. Always a gentleman.

Posted by josh

on July 10, 2009 at 5:25 PM

Which fork does one use in such cases? Personally, I prefer the cocktail fork. Nice, compact prongs stab easily through the close bones of the wayward hand.

Posted by blah on July 10, 2009 at 6:10 PM

Praps the gentleman mistook Mr. Brooks' testicle for a wayward canapé.

Posted by yucca flower on July 10, 2009 at 6:36 PM

I don't think Lindsay would have the guts to pull a move like that but I'm sure he's at home right now masturbating to the story. My bet is notorious closet case and close talker Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell.

Posted by brian on July 10, 2009 at 7:06 PM

Is David Brooks the former-hippie-turned-conservative who has the charming son Kyle Vincent who sang in those 80's hair bands? My apologies if I'm getting every single one of these facts wrong.

Posted by Amelia on July 10, 2009 at 8:47 PM

Hey Dan this is your old piss drinker/co-host Danny Clark! I haven't talked to you in many many moons. (yes pun intended) I will try to get a hold of you at the strager or something! Love, peace and humptyness! Danny Clark

Posted by Danny Clark on July 10, 2009 at 11:56 PM

Oh please, you live for this kind of crap.

Posted by You're prolly jacking off over it right now on July 10, 2009 at 11:58 PM